Louisa Zissman
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Hunched double on the bedroom floor, masturbating to copies of my sister's Just 17 magazine or over brief encounters with girls in the tuck shop queue at school.
One particular evening, I decided to take things up a gear and try out a technique that I'd read about in FHM, which involved filling a condom full of ice cream before ejaculating into it.
These magazines have a lot to answer for.
The sensation of the Hodges was said to feel volcanic.
Well, naturally, I was intrigued, so waited until the house was empty to conduct my... It's like a Moore magazine position of the fortnight...
What about when they said put an Alka-Seltzer up there?
These magazines had a lot to answer for.
More mag, just 17, all of it.
One problem, though, he said no condom.
One of the sandwich bags my mum used for our packed lunches will do very nicely.
Thank you very much.
I filled the bag full of wool's soft scoop and hurried up to the bathroom.
It's so American pie.
No sooner had I began pumping away, there was a knock at the back door.
Surely not my parents back so soon.
I removed the sandwich bag from my still twitching cock, pulled up my jeans and ran downstairs to find my aunt standing on the doorstep.