Louisa Zissman

Please keep me anonymous as we're both police officers.

Give me a name.

And as it feels weird using one of my dead nan's names whilst talking about my discharge.

Love you.

I mean, not as weird as you literally wiping discharge on your husband's forehead and yelling Simba.

Simba.

Oh, my God.

I love the little quirks that people do in relationships.

So funny.

Could you imagine if we wiped our discharge over our husband's foreheads or wife's foreheads, Emma?

They'd probably punch us in the face.

Yeah.

Stories about my mum and dad and their annoying habit of poking each other's bums.

This sounds like the kind of thing we do.

I've seen TikToks about it.

I'm assuming it's not as weird as it sounds.

They've done it as long as we can remember, walking up the stairs, etc.

A few years ago, my mum and dad went on holiday with my mum's best friend and her husband where the men played golf in the day and my mum and her bestie lived their best lives by the pool, at the beach, etc.

I know where I'd rather be.

One day, the men had finished playing golf and met my mum and her friend by the pool where my mum was asleep on her front on a sun lounger.