Louise Eyrie

Have you got to have your hearing checked yet?

No.

I've just noticed a couple of things in the last few weeks.

And I think over Easter, for some reason, we were watching the 6pm news, which we never sit down and watch.

And we have some very, very good news readers in this country.

We do.

And we were sitting there and this story came on and the presenter said, a man and his corgis were arrested in the UK for damaging an Air Force aircraft.

And I was just sitting there going, why did he have his corgis with him?

Was he trying to make some sort of...

And comment on, you know, he's a supporter of the Queen or something.

Just so bizarre that you take your corgis with you if you're going to kind of, you know, deface these, I don't know, it was so weird.

And I turned and I looked at my partner and he just looked at me and went, a man in his 40s?

I just spent ages rifting on the fact that there was this article about a man and his corgis had gone and... I was thinking, corgis are too small to even catch.

I know.

So I'd done this huge rift on it.

He's like, a man in his 40s.

I'm like, oh, okay.

So there were no corgis?

I was like...

It's like, no, no corgis.