Louise McSharry

Please do because my kids love to play pool, but I'm so, I don't like to do anything that I'm bad at.

It's one of my worst character traits.

If I'm not immediately good at something, I'm like, well, what's the point of this?

This is obviously stupid.

And, but the kids want to play all the time.

So I'm just like, so I'd love to just even surprise them.

And, uh, you're probably just going to say as well, practice.

But I don't want to practice.

That's the point.

I just want to be immediately good at every single thing in the whole world.

Anyway, look, we've got lots of news to talk about, so we might as well get started.

Um, you mentioned there that Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital.

Four Seasons Landscaping.

You do just wonder, what did Four Seasons Total Landscaping think when the booking came through?

They must have been like, well, fuck it, why not?

Anyway, he's stable apparently, so hopefully he'll recover on a human level.

That's phraseology, it was kind of weird, but you know what I mean.

Okay, well, we've actually got loads of different stories to cover today, so I think we better move along.

I think it's a good idea to just get a status report on what's going on with Iran and the US.

Obviously, we've been talking about this for weeks now.