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I mean, there's nothing more narcissistic than Anna who watches herself on Celebs Go Dating, on YouTube with you, Anna, listens to all the pods.

People think I'm the vain one.

Well, I did watch the Gladiator thing and I thought I am never holding that camera to my face again.

I look fucking awful.

And why didn't Bex filter it?

I'm quite happy.

Do you know what?

I used to love it when I used to do the lads mags.

I used to love it when people used to do a cum tribute to me.

Oh, that's the Holy Grail.

And they post a picture on Twitter, a picture of me with their jizz all over.

And I used to think, actually... You're okay with that.

I'm okay with that.

You're okay with that, babes.

I found that, like, flattering.

I don't know why anyone wouldn't like that.

I was like, do you know what?

They are choosing out of all of the women and all of the porn out there, just look at a picture of me, not even topless, just in knickers and a bra.

And...

you know what's it called jizzing off to that jizzing on my pic and then they're posting it and letting me know and I used to think good on you Bob from Scunthorpe I fucking love that and your jizz all on my picture