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What posh events did Anna attend this week?
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Not only inappropriate, it's cruel. I don't really want to see a pussy pump when I'm walking around Chelsea Flower Show, even if it's hidden in a rose bush.
Why are you taking your Nigel Farage umbrella?
The C is for like mermaids and people without legs. Rug muncher.
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This is on fire today. I'm very excited. She's like a little Katy Perry firework. Happy Monday, guys.
What funny moments happened at the Chelsea Flower Show?
I met Miley Cyrus.
I came in like a wrecking ball. You are our little wrecking ball. I used to think that was rainbow if we're talking about misheard lyrics. Go on. I came in like a rainbow. It's not quite as dramatic as a wrecking ball. Yeah, but I don't think wrecking ball goes in that. Wrecking ball. Yeah, I think rainbow sounds better. Anyway, we're Anna and Lou. We're here bringing you our views on the big stories of the week and all of the other guff. It's my birthday this week on Thursday. It is, isn't it? What are you doing on your actual birthday?
How do the hosts feel about watching themselves on YouTube?
Probably going to be in Germany. Are you? I go shopping for horse. In Deutsch? In Deutschland, yeah. With the A-Dog? No, actually, I think he's going to be in Dubai. I'm going to... Well, I've got a new little... I don't know if I should talk about it yet, actually. Might talk about it in a couple of months. But I've got something new and exciting happening in the equestrian world. Oh, yes. It's still rumbling. It's not quite ready for hard launch yet. For the out, yeah. Going to hard launch it.
What insights do kids have about sexuality and same-sex parents?
But yeah, so I probably will be in Germany, Holland, Belgium. And I'm in Madrid today. You've got a little Europe trip, haven't you? I'm all over the place, mate. I'm like a snail leaving my trail all over Europe. Anyway, before we get into the set, please follow us on your favourite podcast platform wherever you're listening. It's normally in the top right. Hit follow.
now and if you're watching on youtube hello please subscribe now hi i feel like i'm a 15 year old youtuber i've also started um watching a bit of piss nice not hairy there's a few squirrels in there a few little you need to go to aqua top there's i need to nip off the little regrowth um I've been starting to watch a little bit of us back on YouTube.
Oh, are you enjoying watching yourself? Yeah. I mean, there's nothing more narcissistic than Anna who watches herself on Celebs Go Dating, on YouTube with you, Anna, listens to all the pods. People think I'm the vain one.
What family dilemma involving dementia is discussed?
Yeah. No, I saw it on YouTube and I was like, I haven't actually watched us on YouTube. What do we look like on YouTube?
Well, I did watch the Gladiator thing and I thought I am never holding that camera to my face again. I look fucking awful. And why didn't Bex filter it?
Or maybe she did. Maybe she did and I still look like shite. Well, this is it. And I think that's where I watch this on YouTube there. I don't make a habit of watching myself and jaffing off to myself. Or maybe I should. But I've also realised I really do need to sort out how I sit. So I clearly haven't taken my own advice at all. But I'm like, if you're watching on YouTube, I can only apologise because you get a lot of gunt, a lot of splayed legs.
What was the horse-related disaster involving K-Y Jelly?
Splayed legs. But then I figure, you know, there's people that might pay good money for that shit. So you're welcome. We should put that behind a paywall on OnlyFans. I mean, I think we'll get $4.99 total for that. But there we are. Finito. One lonely perv. One lonely perv having a go. I'll take it. You know how a lot of people get offended with that?
I'm quite happy. Do you know what? I used to love it when I used to do the lads mags. I used to love it when people used to do a cum tribute to me.
What tragic scuba diving incident occurred in the Maldives?
Oh, that's the Holy Grail. And they post a picture on Twitter, a picture of me with their jizz all over. And I used to think, actually... You're okay with that. I'm okay with that. You're okay with that, babes. I found that, like, flattering.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What posh events did Anna attend this week?
0:02–0:56
2
What funny moments happened at the Chelsea Flower Show?
0:56–1:29
3
How do the hosts feel about watching themselves on YouTube?
1:29–2:04
4
What insights do kids have about sexuality and same-sex parents?
2:04–3:07
5
What family dilemma involving dementia is discussed?
3:07–3:51
6
What was the horse-related disaster involving K-Y Jelly?
3:51–4:23
7
What tragic scuba diving incident occurred in the Maldives?
4:23–6:01
8
Why is switching sides of the bed considered grounds for divorce?
6:01–1:05:35
Speakers
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