'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall
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What is the opening intro and who are the hosts of this Totally Extra episode?
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Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it. Just had to write and say thank you so much for your idea on gifts for sex. She says, I brought up the topic in question after listening to the pod to my husband, which he said he would never participate in. I brought up the subject again. However, this time I altered my argument and asked, Is there not anything you'd pay to do? He soon changed his tune and said, Well, there's one thing, but you've said no to that for the 17 years we've been together. To which I replied, Well, No. There hasn't been an incentive offered before.
Good morning. Good morning. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Thursday's Luanna Totally X DR. Top of the morning.
Top of the morning. Who are ya? Who are you, Lou? I'm Louisa Zissman.
How did the ‘gifts for sex’ challenge lead Doris to do something wild for a horse saddle?
You are Anna Williamson. Ania. Ania. Anna Williamson. We are also joined by producer extraordinaire Imogen Rose Letitia Lettuce Head. Romaine Lettuce Austin Hart. We of course are bringing you extra. That is extra rants, extra chats, extra confessions, extra stories. This basically is an extra episode all about why you are fabulous Lufanians. By the way, hi if you're watching on YouTube. Please do subscribe if you are watching. And if you're listening, hopefully you're watching or listening. You must be doing well and otherwise you wouldn't be getting this right now. But if you are listening, please do follow. It's in the top right hand corner of your channel. Phone screen. Of your device. Yes. If you
haven't subscribed or followed, then that's very naughty. So make sure you've done that. Right, let's muff hunt in, shall we then, girlies? Exciting.
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what have the fan base given us this week? So first up it's a misheard lyric from Hannah.
I've just been singing along to the radio as you do and I'm singing along and I'm thinking I've been singing the wrong lyrics for a long time, so I was singing I started as a rock and I'm thinking W how do you start as a rock thinking it's like I don't know. So anyway, started as a rock when it's I'm solid as a rock. A lot more sense. What song is that? You know it's a solid It's been a long morning. It's Hannah from Lancashire. I do not know that song.
There's nothing dangerous.
I did not I've never heard that song in my life. Right, anyway, let's move on from the unknown song with Petty Read Everyone knows Dump Someone. From Anon, so we've called you leaky nips. Hi, Team Luanna. When discussing petty reasons to dump someone during this week's Toti Extra, I had a flashback to my early 20s when I was travelling Australia. Throw back to 2018, and I was in the midst of the very early stages of dating an Aussie doctor. If I'm totally honest, he wasn't really my type, but I did enjoy staying at his house rather than sliding. It in a hostel in a room with ten other people. For the context of the story, I have had milky white nipple discharge. Joyful. My fault. Since my teens, I have had this checked by a medical professional, and it's not a sign of anything sinister.
Good. Just juicy nips. Anyway, back to the Aussie Doctor. Anyway. One day we were getting down to business and he was playing with my nipples, and upon squeezing them, a bit of discharge came out. A bit embarrassing, but rather than just carry on, he proceeded to stop mid-shag, got up off the bed, and started rummaging around his desk, all whilst fully naked, with his willy wobbling around. I'm laying there, wondering what the hell is he doing, until he has clearly found what he was looking for. looking for, he picks up a huge book and starts to look through the index. A huge bet. A medical journal. It is only then that I see he is looking through the A to Z family medical encyclopedia to try and diagnose my symptoms.
So Mid Shag, he's basically obviously lost his boner, hopped off her and is consulting the InsightCompany. Giving him a GP appointment. She said I was mortified. I proceeded to tell him that it was normal, that I'd already seen a doctor about it, but he was having none of it.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the opening intro and who are the hosts of this Totally Extra episode?
0:00–1:02
2
How did the ‘gifts for sex’ challenge lead Doris to do something wild for a horse saddle?
1:02–7:15
3
What happened when an Aussie doctor stopped mid‑shag to consult a medical encyclopedia?
7:15–22:18
4
Who ate the cheesy foot nachos and why did it become a story about housemates?
22:18–30:27
Speakers
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