'Just Put Pony on My Funeral Playlist'
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What is the opening disclaimer and who are the hosts of this episode?
No. This is a global production.
Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
The shits. I've shut myself. Guys, when you go on holiday and you're around family suite, are you shagging? Hyrocks, under fire, much like the competitors us. We're about to go in the tunnel, Anna's thought. I just need a moment. So she puts her headphones in. Then she's like laughing. And I'm like, what are you listening to? And she's like, ah. Kind of velvet curtain to pony.
Are you shagging in a family suite while on holiday?
He waited folded his hands and said Pam did like a party.
Good morning! I'm just gonna look I'm sitting here in my Celine t-shirt. Team Selene. Morning guys, welcome to Luanna. Uh it's uh Lou, obviously it's Anna, and um Imo has said she's in Greco land. Uh De Yamasa. What's the song? Zorba. Zorba the Greek. How's it going? That's it.
Absorbering plate smashing and falafylating.
And shagging, yes. With her lovely wife. Well, I should hope so. Well I say that. We w did a two and a half week holiday in Sicily and we didn't do well with the kids in the kids' room. What same room actually. Oh well you explained
I do wonder how people go on holiday. Like, do they just shag with their kids in the same room? Well, I don't know what they do. I'd like answers on a postcard for that post. I would as well. Like guys, when you go on holiday and you're family sweet, are you shagging? I am not. Uh it's a hard
no. It's an absolute hard no.
We're lucky I don't I tend to get the kids another room. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. Yeah. I tend to go interconnecting. Even then I still don't wandering.
It's it's it's it's the always knowing and do you know what it is? It's just knowing that in that moment, if one of them comes in, it's just gonna scar them for life. And us. Yeah, and us, exactly. That's it. Ga it will be d well. Not just them, it's us too. Exact we're almost dead down there anyway. We'd be totally dead. It'll be like dead rats. Shriveled up. T two old dead guinea bees.
Uh what's that place in America? That everyone goes to. The desert with all the buses
and the cars. Yeah, what is that? If you mean the famous desert destination in America, Palm Springs, Joshua Tree. Joshua Tree. Joshua Tree. That's the thing. There we go. Death Valley.
No, not that.
Death Valley or Las Vegas.
No, you're right. That's Joshua Tree as well. I've seen him. Never been there. Don't know what I thought about it. Anyway, before we dive right into this pod and give you all our Celine
updates,
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Bonjour everybody on YouTube. Now listen, also there was a slight disclaimer on today's episode. Um not only have we been let loose uh without Immo pulling the puppet strings, Lou has the shits. It's been She's really unwell. I had this last week. I swear Agent Sam gave it to me. Oh maybe. Well, mine was slightly different. I puked and pooed. Yeah. I had like the pooey. Poo-wee. The Poo-wee and then I puked. I thought I was it was really embarrassing actually and it was awful because you'll know this, Lou. Yeah. The show always goes on in our world. So hence today, Lou, she's trooping in. I've shut myself. She's shut herself. She's not very well, but she's here. Um I'm alive. I'm alive. I was doing uh my a bit of a fairing, a fair podding last week.
Did your
affair pot get
taken down yesterday? I did, yeah. I saw a thread I don't I'm really bad. I don't I need to listen to the Affair Pod 'cause it actually does sing to my tune of nosiness. You'd quite enjoy the nosiness. I would enjoy it. And anyway, I was on it's time. I was on Facebook this um This morning and I just saw someone was like, Where's the affair pod gone? Give us the lowdown then. Oh well. Legally it got taken down. No. No, no. Oh, the person that did it asked for it to be taken.
No, I go on, just say
something.
So when we do the affair, obviously everyone that comes on um is they come on willingly.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the opening disclaimer and who are the hosts of this episode?
0:00–0:39
2
Are you shagging in a family suite while on holiday?
0:39–9:09
3
What happened with the Affair podcast saga and why was it taken down?
9:09–20:22
4
How did the hosts decide to travel to Paris by Eurostar instead of flying?
20:22–34:18
5
What were the highlights and low points of the Celine Dion Paris concert?
34:18–56:34
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