'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!
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What is the opening banter and theme of this Totally Extra episode?
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reasons why you guys have legit dumped somebody his f-
Yama wonder whoa! Fuck off, Joe Dummy. Ouch. Next one.
Good morning! It
is over the
hump of the week. It is Thursday. It is Luana Totally Extra. How are you guys?
The weekend is insight.
Guys, we are so excited. Obviously, welcome to Luana Totally Extra. We are very excited because we are after Celine Dion Mahat.
Will go I actually it's the one song I hate of hers. Do you hate that? I have like a violent reaction to that song. It did get played to death, let's be honest, in nineteen eleven.
You not even like this bit the No. When I'm in the gym and that comes on, I'm like, oh skip. But I am currently, as this episode goes out, flying back to England to pick us up. To pick you bitches up. What's your favourite Selene song? Oh can I play it? Oh no I can't.
Um
sing
it.
Wait, 'cause I need to remember I really like this song. I'm falling into you. Falling into you. Wait, minus
I've gotta remember the what's
it was him? Minus.
Falcoming back to my own. No, mine is and I always forget the
Call the mad.
Oh
wow. Do you wear it? I need to go. And this is why. I think she's gonna do the whole concert on Francaise though. Yes. No, no, she No no
we've got the list. Do you wanna hear the list? I thought there was French. It's not all. There's a French songs in there. I just need to head to our WhatsApp chat group which is called Refugee Era. Wow. We should probably change that to like Celine Dion bitches. Yeah. Um, I'm Alive is the first song. On alive. And she bloody is. No, it's a different Can I just say Then that's the way it is. That's the way. And then a French song. And then the power of love.
That's my
favourite
one. Whispers
in
the morning.
No I just say, slide Deppy down a hair. This is so this is why we're going to Celine Dion 'cause we can't sing. I was really worried, and we didn't even touch on this last week, but bless old Dolly Parton who's left us. I was so worried that Celine, you know, these we've got to look after all the time.
Don't even, 'cause there's still time for hustle. We've gotta look after our pop stars. We are the opening night, can I know we are and I'm so excited about so excit I cannot tell you how excited I am. We can. Do you wanna hear our itinerary?
Yes. Okay. She does. Quickly quickly. Right. Go.
Eurostar. Yeah. First thing Friday morning. Okay. Can't remember where I booked for lunch. Lunch. Right. Crazy horse show. Lovely. Going to a really cool restaurant. You need to dress up. Do not bring that fucking handbag with you. I've got a new one for you. Lovely. Gonna bring the brown bag. The next day, two pm, lunch at a really cool place, which is very sceney, at two pm. So we can have some drinky poo. Nice. Head back to our hotel, get ready for Celine, fish bash one. What time's Selene? Heading to like six, six thirty, I think. We will have like a three hour lunch I reckon. Nice. Nice. Or like maybe I should make lunch one. Anyway, Bish bash wash, duceline, bish bash, breakfast the next day, chopping. Get back on
the Eurostar. Amazing.
No, it's Saturday is shopping, then late lunch. Got it. Friday is also shopping. And loving. Loving. Drinking. Just drinking. I need to book somewhere Friday for lunch. I'll get my PA to do it. Hi, Andrew. Ha ha ha
I'm
drunk.
Well listen, this is of course your extra episode, not just our admin on the pod for Celine Dion. Uh but guys, please do make sure you're following uh us on uh your podcast platform right now.
Why does the host feel anxious about looking directly at the sun?
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Hello, YouTubers. How are you? Top of the morning here. Hope you've subscribed. Hi, right. Right note from Sarah. Kickoff.
Hi guys, I just wanted to put forward a potential anxiety of the week.
Oh. Um
The solar eclipse. I have been really stressing over the fact that I cannot look directly at the sun. Oh, make it again. I'm currently walking my dog on a beautiful day and the sun's glaring down at me and I'm thinking, how weird is it that
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and theme of this Totally Extra episode?
0:02–4:26
2
Why does the host feel anxious about looking directly at the sun?
4:26–9:05
3
How do the hosts describe the 20.5% cocktails they’re drinking at 2:30 pm?
9:05–12:43
4
What happened to the Dubai cleaner’s hamster and why is it a “traumatic” story?
12:43–17:29
5
Why is the bridesmaid dress sold for £40 on Vinted causing a drama?
17:29–21:58
6
What are the pettiest reasons people have dumped their partners?
21:58–26:01
7
Why do the hosts rave about Charlie Bigham’s lasagne?
26:01–29:49
8
How did a wedgie at a Cyprus water park become a memorable story?
29:49–34:45
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