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Don't get it.

she just sits there with a face of expectation of like come on you dumb fucks and she was like proud of this one and then when we don't get it she's like fucking dickhead it took me ages to think of that one

You're wasting in this job, Em.

Come guzzler.

Never leave.

Come guzzler.

Hi, Luanna, Mo and Bex.

I can never get enough of your podcast.

I can listen to you guys every day.

Also, deeply honoured if you've chosen my message to read out.

I have so many stories that I think you guys would enjoy, but I'll start here.

This is mildly tame for me, but I hope you'll enjoy this ranty petty polly.

It has been many a year that I've had the blood-curdling rage at seeing people using the parent and baby parking spaces with no children.

Card relate from Anna.

More so when I was the one hefting my little bubbers in their car seats into trolleys and trying not to hit my car door and the person's car next to mine because all the parenting spaces have been taken.

I'm only 5'2", so you can imagine it's quite a challenge raising a baby carrier above my head.

Mm-hmm.

My youngest is six now, and I still get an irrational level of rage.

One day, I'd had enough and decided I was going to shame the next car I see using the spaces inappropriately.

Backstory, been on a day trip with my older children and had bought some of those chalk pens for them to draw on the windows with.