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They loved it.

And I didn't love it, though.

I went home to clean it off.

Not a reco seco.

I had good fathers to try.

I pulled up to a parking space in an Audi parent...

car park and as I was gathering my list my bags and my baby from the car when two women pulled into the space next to me they got out and walked off well

The red mist came down.

I thought, let's not scream at these probably nice ladies across the car park.

I'll just be passive aggressive.

As all Brits are.

I made sure they'd gone inside and I grabbed a chalk pen and wrote across the back window, mother and baby parking only.

Could have been a lot worse.

Feeling all smug with myself, I then headed into the shop and got my shopping sorted.

It wasn't till I came out I remembered what I'd done.

The women walked out just after me and were shocked and appalled.

pulled at the writing on their car.

I'd have shit myself.

They were looking around as if they would spot the culprits gumpering away.

Little did they know I was right there.