Lu

Well, I just took her a bottle of wine.

And I thought, well, because often it's where we do group presents and stuff.

No, actually, I did actually.

I mean, admittedly, I did just pop it on my desk.

my shop but you know I did get it I did get it because I thought well I just thought you're doing this parent consultation see she's got kids herself as well and she's a really good teacher she really gets my boy and I gave it to her and she literally looked at me and she went I know she likes wine as well

Oh, she's here till half seven at night.

And she went, thank you.

She went, in my 23 years of teaching, no one's ever bought me a bottle of wine or gift for a parent's evening.

And I loved that, that I did that.

And I went, well, it just made sense.

Were they shagging or not?

I don't know, but they're doing nippy nippy.

That's all we know.

I'm going to nick that.

Right, confessions time.

Time for some nippy nippy.

Nippy nippy, baby.

I've never told anyone this, but here we go.

First up, Dear Luana and Imo, I'm a bit behind on pods and I'm trying to catch up.

Forgive me.