Lu

You are.

I've just heard the ep with a confession where the woman steals ideas from the kids she's mentoring.

I thought that was genius.

So bad.

Well, I did something similar, but possibly worse once in a school.

I've never gotten over it.

It's one of those that when you can't sleep at 3 a.m.

and your head fills with all the random shameful things from your life.

Zero guilt.

Well, in year eight, me and this other girl, year eight, me and this other girl were going for form perfect.

Prefect.

Formed prefect.

Sorry, I've got my bins on.

And we've been told that we had to do a presentation in front of the class at registration and that the class would then elect the class representative.

I really wanted the job because I was a bit of a teacher's pet brown nosy type in school and also a real busybody.

So I fancied myself a bit of an overlord.

Anyway, the girl I was up against had been going on about how she'd been perfecting her speech and presentation all week.

And I was a bit tired of it and also really wanted to beat her.

So I went to the IT room after school the day before the presentation, tried to log on to the computer.

It was her.