Lucy Beaumont

Sideways?

That for whatever reason, her partner had put inside her while they were having sex.

And in his words, it just got sucked up.

And they were since unable to look at it.

Each to their own, I thought.

I assumed a biro pen would be quite easy to get out.

But when I had a look with a spectrum, it was nowhere to be seen.

the hell what can i buy everyone listening on audio lucy just thought that that was the end of it and very much like when i'm left with more questions than answers your face summed it all up there that was amazing i thought she was going to be here and she's here and you have to see and you have to find it you're the guest guest has to find the foreign body that's what this is

gloves are ready I then double checked with them that it hadn't been put in her bum by mistake or if it had fallen out so I then went and got a more senior colleague to help me and she got an ultrasound scanner to look for this pen don't can you guess where it was found I've got a horrible feeling he's put it in the front hole

Did he put it in the urethra?

Where's he put it?

So it's not at my bum.

It's not.

This is it.

This is the best game show.

You should pitch this as a game show.

Sure I will.

The biro pen turned out to be in her bladder.

It did?

Yes.