Lucy Beaumont

she had a rat in the in the it's in the spare bedroom and but the rat had obviously run underneath the treadmill oh my god because they bring them in live don't they yeah don't they actually there's some it's quite sweet I think yeah they bring them to you as like a present don't they

So the cat thinks you're its kid.

So it brings a completely... You're its kid?

Yeah, thinks that you're its kid.

So it brings a goosed rat that isn't completely dead.

A rat that's like on its last legs.

So you can finish it off.

So it's teaching you how to do it.

You did, but you had to use a treadmill.

So technically you cheated.

I don't want you to rip its head off and make a scene.

You've probably really impressed that cat.

Like, fuck, she went all Highlander on it.

And then, so that one, so it's, then it brought a mag.

So I was just getting ready and in the mirror and then in the bedroom and then, um,

Like, you know, and you can feel something like, something like just flew past my ear.

It was really weird.

It was really quiet.

Then I looked up and it was a horror film.

Then it was a live magpie just freaking out with like all sorts spraying.