Lucy

One time an Uber was like, I think you would love this girl. Her name is Candace Owens. And I had to be like, no, we're not doing this.

One time an Uber was like, I think you would love this girl. Her name is Candace Owens. And I had to be like, no, we're not doing this.

I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work.

I'm not like in love with Ben Affleck himself. I'm in love with watching Ben Affleck's dating life. He wakes up and he goes, hmm, what Jennifer is it gonna be today? I don't think he's ever met a woman in his life not named Jennifer. He just can't decide between the two. A few weeks ago, he said, hey, Jennifer Gardner, it's you again. I'll make it work if you want to make it work.

And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.

And then she came out and she said, I don't want to make it work. That's not true. Right after two weeks ago or a few weeks ago, he was like a finally officially divorced from Jennifer Lopez. And then like a day after that, they were like, just kidding. They're trying to make it work. He's back with J-Lo. And then a few weeks prior, he was like, I'm done with J-Lo. I'm over J-Lo. That's done.

And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.

And then a few days before, he's like, I don't know. Something good could happen with J-Lo. He just can't. He can't choose a Jennifer. And I know that he's going to spend the rest of his life jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer to Jennifer. And I can't wait to watch.

I'm not a J-Lo guy, all right?

I'm not a J-Lo guy, all right?

Hey, let's just say something.

Hey, let's just say something.

Okay, I'm just going to ignore that.

Okay, I'm just going to ignore that.

One thing we can agree about both Jennifer's is they're hot. Do you know what else is hot? Jimmy John's sandwich. This Lucy's segment is brought to you by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot. Try new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today.

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Well, I thought the Jennifer information was really good, and that actually kind of hurt my feelings a little bit, because that's something I'm very passionate about.

Well, I thought the Jennifer information was really good, and that actually kind of hurt my feelings a little bit, because that's something I'm very passionate about.

You know, I'm going to say jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer is almost a sport. I would agree that that might be true. Duke Baylor, this is one of the games we went to. It was one of those things where I left being like, thank God I picked Duke to win my bracket, because it is insane how good they are.

You know, I'm going to say jumping from Jennifer to Jennifer is almost a sport. I would agree that that might be true. Duke Baylor, this is one of the games we went to. It was one of those things where I left being like, thank God I picked Duke to win my bracket, because it is insane how good they are.