Luis J. Gomez

It is the most evening factor ever.

I did a, when I was on tour with the bands years ago, Korn did a Jägermeister music tour.

They always had the Jaeger girls would hang out, and I was on the Jägermeister production bus on this tour.

So the girls would all come on there.

They would come and hang out and drink for free on the bus.

And you know tour buses, you're not allowed to shit on a tour bus.

And only one of the Yeager girls asked if she could use the bathroom.

It was just in the time we were there.

And she went, gorgeous girl.

And she came back out and she was sitting down.

And then the driver comes to start getting the bus ready to leave.

And just, you know, a toothless fucking road dog just comes in the bus and you go, somebody took a shit.

And everybody knew it was his hot chicken fishnets.

And I mean, just the thing, she was so beautiful that me, probably my heaviest in my life, I was like, I probably could get her now.

She's the shit girl.

No one's seeking her out.

Ever.

I don't know why it can't be.

I'm sure there's something that can be done.

It seems like it should be done.