Luis J. Gomez

So the girls would all come on there.

They would come and hang out and drink for free on the bus.

And you know tour buses, you're not allowed to shit on a tour bus.

And only one of the Yeager girls asked if she could use the bathroom.

It was just in the time we were there.

And she went, gorgeous girl.

And she came back out and she was sitting down.

And then the driver comes to start getting the bus ready to leave.

And just, you know, a toothless fucking road dog just comes in the bus and you go, somebody took a shit.

And everybody knew it was his hot chicken fishnets.

And I mean, just the thing, she was so beautiful that me, probably my heaviest in my life, I was like, I probably could get her now.

She's the shit girl.

No one's seeking her out.

Ever.

I don't know why it can't be.

I'm sure there's something that can be done.

It seems like it should be done.

I think they're just being lazy.

It's some dude's job that he has to deal with.

There should be something where you could pull over and those rest stops have a thing that sucks your shit out.