Luke

Their shoes are like 100.

I think in this story it was like one hundred forty five dollars.

Apparently, Donald Trump loves these shoes.

And so he is obsessed with giving them to allies and people in his cabinet.

Which is weird for him to give a gift to anybody because he doesn't care.

But it turns out he also likes to guess the shoe size.

So he guesses the shoe size and then he gifts them.

But then here's the kicker.

Everybody is terrified to not wear them because if they show up, and some of these guys, to show you who we're dealing with, apparently some of them are really angry because they're like, well, I like to wear Louis Vuitton dress shoes, and these are like cheapos.

Louis Vuitton, for those of you who don't know, are probably high hundreds, if not thousands of dollars per pair of shoes.

And these are supposed to be the guys caring about the poor and working class.

But the funniest one is Marco Rubio.

So Marco Rubio's pair are too big and he still wears them.

And this is another one we're going to have to put Kyle.

We're going to have to have Kyle put this up.

There's a photo of Rubio's back heel.

out of like miss is missing the back of the shoe by like an inch like it has to just be flopping as he's like walking how much of a sycophantic fucking nut do you have to be to wear shoes that are minimum two sizes too big i'll show you afterwards to tell your orange daddy no there it's it's like literally like this like oh shit i just found it yeah look how much of a gap there is

Right.

I swear it's an inch.

It's like an inch.