Luke

Well, and apparently he also said, this is not appropriate, but it's what the president said.

It's like, you could, uh, you could tell a lot about a guy based on his shoe, his shoe size.

And I'm like,

You literally never got out of the 50s and 60s.

Like, you just never, like... Well, it's his dementia.

Yeah, well, he's also 6'3", so of course he has shoe size that's over 10, right?

So, like, it's very easy for him to be, like, well...

big shoes is the big man.

And it's like, yeah, they rolled out 16 wheelers in the White House in the last term and made you sit in it like a six-year-old because we had to distract you from doing other damaging shit.

These MAGA burly men wearing Louis Vuitton dress shoes.

Now, wear whatever you want.

I don't care, but by their definition of what a man is and what is not, which is of course bullshit.

The first time I experienced Louis Vuitton, someone I know's parent had a bag and they were like, whoa.

And I'm like, well, what is that?

And they're like, that's like a $15,000 bag.

I was like,

Oh, I used to, instead of having a work bag, I would use a grocery bag.

Yeah, I would just carry one of those things.

Tie it off, you know?

My favorite, though, is just because we know Marco Rubio, a little piece of him dies every day from selling his soul.