Mackenzie Goodwin

I laughed very hard.

Well, it wasn't very loud.

I don't laugh loud, as you know.

I'm a soft, quiet laugher.

But I'm sharting.

That's so fun.

I'm waiting for you to do it.

One day.

Anything but an Ask a Dyke.

Tell me.

I recently, and no one's going to care about this.

What?

I, today, this is big news for me in the household.

I've been saving pickle juice for about two months.

For what?

picklebacks i'm making shots of whiskey i'm making homemade pickle chips potato chips that's very cool i've been soaking potato chips yeah well potatoes sliced potatoes in pickle juice now for two days holy shit today i'm gonna go home and fry them up in the oven are you gonna put them in the air fryer i don't have an air fryer so i'm gonna try oven and see if it's good you don't have an air fryer it's a big deal for me okay

Just so you know, this is a big deal.

Sometimes we both share stories that we're like, and this isn't going anywhere.

And you guys will never know because we will cut it.

So we're cutting the mahjong thing?