Mackenzie Goodwin

Hella flexi. Hella flexi. All this to say, I was thinking about it because I had you over the other week. And I need you to know that I have this issue where I don't like to see cords anywhere in my house. Do you know what I mean? I don't like to see cords. And I can't handle them. I've started to tape. I've started to duct tape. all of my cords on the back of the TV with duct tape.

However, the duct tape gets too heavy and it falls. And then all of my cords are in like a duct tape mess. And I came home and I started to cut the duct tape off to use a different adhesive. And I just cut all my cords.

However, the duct tape gets too heavy and it falls. And then all of my cords are in like a duct tape mess. And I came home and I started to cut the duct tape off to use a different adhesive. And I just cut all my cords.

However, the duct tape gets too heavy and it falls. And then all of my cords are in like a duct tape mess. And I came home and I started to cut the duct tape off to use a different adhesive. And I just cut all my cords.

You didn't feel it? I didn't feel shit. I was so mad about the cords. I was really dialed in. I was like, I can't believe all these. You know, I was kind of, I was tired. I didn't sleep the night before. So you came in. I came in.

You didn't feel it? I didn't feel shit. I was so mad about the cords. I was really dialed in. I was like, I can't believe all these. You know, I was kind of, I was tired. I didn't sleep the night before. So you came in. I came in.

You didn't feel it? I didn't feel shit. I was so mad about the cords. I was really dialed in. I was like, I can't believe all these. You know, I was kind of, I was tired. I didn't sleep the night before. So you came in. I came in.

Yes. The bows, soundbar, everything. Clean cut. So you have to replace everything?

Yes. The bows, soundbar, everything. Clean cut. So you have to replace everything?

Yes. The bows, soundbar, everything. Clean cut. So you have to replace everything?

It's like your boyfriend's back and he's ruining all your dumb shit. Like, I'm just zip. Nazar is like, hey, maybe for a second we breathe. Maybe we breathe for one second. God, you and Erica are so similar. That's something she'd fucking do.

It's like your boyfriend's back and he's ruining all your dumb shit. Like, I'm just zip. Nazar is like, hey, maybe for a second we breathe. Maybe we breathe for one second. God, you and Erica are so similar. That's something she'd fucking do.

It's like your boyfriend's back and he's ruining all your dumb shit. Like, I'm just zip. Nazar is like, hey, maybe for a second we breathe. Maybe we breathe for one second. God, you and Erica are so similar. That's something she'd fucking do.

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yeah i'll pop it on um let's end this episode with an ask a dyke okay and if you guys have an ask a dyke um you can either email it to us but the best way or we have a dyke hotline you can leave a voicemail but i love the voicemails voicemails we love keep them to 60 seconds if you could please but the fastest way to get it to us is if you type it out print it laminate it get it notarized and then shove it right up your ass we'll be we're right there waiting we're always in your ass already ready and waiting for an ask a dyke

yeah i'll pop it on um let's end this episode with an ask a dyke okay and if you guys have an ask a dyke um you can either email it to us but the best way or we have a dyke hotline you can leave a voicemail but i love the voicemails voicemails we love keep them to 60 seconds if you could please but the fastest way to get it to us is if you type it out print it laminate it get it notarized and then shove it right up your ass we'll be we're right there waiting we're always in your ass already ready and waiting for an ask a dyke

Okay. And this is like, honestly, of course, if you've seen my stand up, I do refer to this a lot. I sleep wet. I'm a wet sleeper. Okay. I sleep hard. And I know exactly what you're talking about. My body, for whatever reason, will always run too hot. Yeah. So the issue is if I'm cold, my body will overheat. And if obviously if you turn the heat on, then it's too hot. I'm overheating again.

Okay. And this is like, honestly, of course, if you've seen my stand up, I do refer to this a lot. I sleep wet. I'm a wet sleeper. Okay. I sleep hard. And I know exactly what you're talking about. My body, for whatever reason, will always run too hot. Yeah. So the issue is if I'm cold, my body will overheat. And if obviously if you turn the heat on, then it's too hot. I'm overheating again.

Okay. And this is like, honestly, of course, if you've seen my stand up, I do refer to this a lot. I sleep wet. I'm a wet sleeper. Okay. I sleep hard. And I know exactly what you're talking about. My body, for whatever reason, will always run too hot. Yeah. So the issue is if I'm cold, my body will overheat. And if obviously if you turn the heat on, then it's too hot. I'm overheating again.

No matter what, I'm sweating in bed.