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Mackenzie Goodwin

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1641 total appearances

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Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

You do it.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

send it out to the ocean wait for it to drift ashore grab it shove it up your ass then mckenzie will get it this one comes in from dyke in distress great hi dykes if you couldn't guess from the subject i have an enormously oh the subject is straight girl crush uh-oh classic classic

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

I have an enormously concerning crush on a friend who I know has a boyfriend.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

For context, I'm closeted, but the closet is made of glass.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

I'm guessing as a mullet.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Probably.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

The thing is, she's lean.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Oh, the thing is, she will lean in really close or stand behind me and pressed her left leg into my right or put her head on my shoulders.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

And sometimes she'll make eye contact with me for a good minute and then smile.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

I had a situationship with another friend a while back with similar behavior, even before we acknowledged our mutual feelings.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

I'm thinking of coming out to her, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Is it wishful thinking association with the previous situationship, or do you think I should make a move?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Please help.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Sincerely, a dyke in distress.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

What are your thoughts on somebody pressing their left leg into my right leg?