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Mackenzie Goodwin

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1641 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And what they do, and I'd never done this because I've done customs in like an airport where like, and sometimes at airports there might be like dogs who like sniff for stuff like around you. I've even sometimes walked past them and they sniff you and you go around. At this one, at this train station, they had all of us very much like to get back into the United States, they were acting like dogs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And what they do, and I'd never done this because I've done customs in like an airport where like, and sometimes at airports there might be like dogs who like sniff for stuff like around you. I've even sometimes walked past them and they sniff you and you go around. At this one, at this train station, they had all of us very much like to get back into the United States, they were acting like dogs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Like those men were like, we're men. Like they were wearing, it looked like, it looked like a binder, but it was, I think just for bullets. Yeah. And they were like, really, you know, Canadians, Super aggressive. They're known for that. The way that they don't have guns there. It was comical because it felt like I was on Reno 911.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Like those men were like, we're men. Like they were wearing, it looked like, it looked like a binder, but it was, I think just for bullets. Yeah. And they were like, really, you know, Canadians, Super aggressive. They're known for that. The way that they don't have guns there. It was comical because it felt like I was on Reno 911.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Like those men were like, we're men. Like they were wearing, it looked like, it looked like a binder, but it was, I think just for bullets. Yeah. And they were like, really, you know, Canadians, Super aggressive. They're known for that. The way that they don't have guns there. It was comical because it felt like I was on Reno 911.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

All of the TSA, all of the we're doing securing the border, all of it feels like theater and all of it is so serious.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

All of the TSA, all of the we're doing securing the border, all of it feels like theater and all of it is so serious.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

All of the TSA, all of the we're doing securing the border, all of it feels like theater and all of it is so serious.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Oh, I think it's real. I think it's fake. Why? I think we were all doing a silly joke when we're like, I'm standing here and looking through this liquids. All of it is like a fake reaction to 9-11.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Oh, I think it's real. I think it's fake. Why? I think we were all doing a silly joke when we're like, I'm standing here and looking through this liquids. All of it is like a fake reaction to 9-11.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Oh, I think it's real. I think it's fake. Why? I think we were all doing a silly joke when we're like, I'm standing here and looking through this liquids. All of it is like a fake reaction to 9-11.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I think the whole thing's a sham. However, this one particularly. Yeah. Very, very performative. OK. And they had all of us like they literally like put your hands behind your back. Yeah. Do not touch this dog. Stand up against the wall and put your luggage in front of you. It's giving regime. It was very regime. It was very, very like they were and they they were being very serious, Ken. Wow.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I think the whole thing's a sham. However, this one particularly. Yeah. Very, very performative. OK. And they had all of us like they literally like put your hands behind your back. Yeah. Do not touch this dog. Stand up against the wall and put your luggage in front of you. It's giving regime. It was very regime. It was very, very like they were and they they were being very serious, Ken. Wow.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I think the whole thing's a sham. However, this one particularly. Yeah. Very, very performative. OK. And they had all of us like they literally like put your hands behind your back. Yeah. Do not touch this dog. Stand up against the wall and put your luggage in front of you. It's giving regime. It was very regime. It was very, very like they were and they they were being very serious, Ken. Wow.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was like, as a clown, I was like, don't. I was like, just match their seriousness. Don't cut them down right now. Let these men do their jobs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was like, as a clown, I was like, don't. I was like, just match their seriousness. Don't cut them down right now. Let these men do their jobs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

And I was like, as a clown, I was like, don't. I was like, just match their seriousness. Don't cut them down right now. Let these men do their jobs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I know. Because they're so serious. Do you know when they're taking their job so seriously and you're like, this is dumb?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I know. Because they're so serious. Do you know when they're taking their job so seriously and you're like, this is dumb?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

I know. Because they're so serious. Do you know when they're taking their job so seriously and you're like, this is dumb?