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Mackenzie Goodwin

πŸ‘€ Speaker
1641 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So I was like, I put my back up against the wall. I put my luggage in front of me. I was not petting their dog. And I was being really... They were like... Backs up against the wall. Don't move your hands. Don't move. They're acting like you're coming in from Yemen or something. It was actually like it was so crazy.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So I was like, I put my back up against the wall. I put my luggage in front of me. I was not petting their dog. And I was being really... They were like... Backs up against the wall. Don't move your hands. Don't move. They're acting like you're coming in from Yemen or something. It was actually like it was so crazy.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So I was like, I put my back up against the wall. I put my luggage in front of me. I was not petting their dog. And I was being really... They were like... Backs up against the wall. Don't move your hands. Don't move. They're acting like you're coming in from Yemen or something. It was actually like it was so crazy.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

But then when this man took his dog to like he had like a like a training tool to like initiate the dog, like the dog hears the sound. And then once he hears the sound, that's when he starts sniffing for drugs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

But then when this man took his dog to like he had like a like a training tool to like initiate the dog, like the dog hears the sound. And then once he hears the sound, that's when he starts sniffing for drugs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

But then when this man took his dog to like he had like a like a training tool to like initiate the dog, like the dog hears the sound. And then once he hears the sound, that's when he starts sniffing for drugs.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So we're all pretty scared because they're being like really serious with us. Then he brings his dog back. And when he makes the sound to initiate the dog, this is literally what the sound was. He went with his tongue like that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So we're all pretty scared because they're being like really serious with us. Then he brings his dog back. And when he makes the sound to initiate the dog, this is literally what the sound was. He went with his tongue like that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

So we're all pretty scared because they're being like really serious with us. Then he brings his dog back. And when he makes the sound to initiate the dog, this is literally what the sound was. He went with his tongue like that.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It was giving Paul Blart mall cop in every, I literally was like, are we not allowed to laugh?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It was giving Paul Blart mall cop in every, I literally was like, are we not allowed to laugh?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

It was giving Paul Blart mall cop in every, I literally was like, are we not allowed to laugh?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

The way that he... He could have chose any sound and he's like, I'm going to train my German to never fight doing... Like, damn. That rocks. It was... humiliating for him and hysterical. I was like, I can't believe that none of us are pointing and laughing at him. You can't. I know men don't like when you laugh. They will lock you up. It was really, yeah, it was really humiliating.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

The way that he... He could have chose any sound and he's like, I'm going to train my German to never fight doing... Like, damn. That rocks. It was... humiliating for him and hysterical. I was like, I can't believe that none of us are pointing and laughing at him. You can't. I know men don't like when you laugh. They will lock you up. It was really, yeah, it was really humiliating.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

The way that he... He could have chose any sound and he's like, I'm going to train my German to never fight doing... Like, damn. That rocks. It was... humiliating for him and hysterical. I was like, I can't believe that none of us are pointing and laughing at him. You can't. I know men don't like when you laugh. They will lock you up. It was really, yeah, it was really humiliating.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Hey, I'm glad you got it out of there.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Hey, I'm glad you got it out of there.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Hey, I'm glad you got it out of there.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Yeah, I had them all in my ass. They couldn't find them. Crack to bed. Now I'll show you my pussy. Thank you so much. Don't look at How dare you? Dude, I was so. I'd love to hear a female cop. Yeah. Queef. Queef to show their German shepherd that that's the command. That's the dog's command is a queef. I just felt like I was on a reality show.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers

Yeah, I had them all in my ass. They couldn't find them. Crack to bed. Now I'll show you my pussy. Thank you so much. Don't look at How dare you? Dude, I was so. I'd love to hear a female cop. Yeah. Queef. Queef to show their German shepherd that that's the command. That's the dog's command is a queef. I just felt like I was on a reality show.