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Mackenzie

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
270 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And then people will be like, have you tried lemon water?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And I'm like, have you tried throwing lemon water up?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I've done it and it's terrible.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So anyways, just a humbling experience all around is when I'm getting at pregnancy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So this story takes place in 2020.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was pregnant with my second.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

A weird time to be pregnant.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I mean, COVID happened during this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And it was so scary.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

The doctors were like, don't go anywhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

Don't do anything.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I'm such a rule follower.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

I was very stressed about it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And my husband was working from home.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And then it was great with the C-section because he was working from home for that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

And you're not supposed to pick up anything heavier than your baby, which is impossible as a mom with other kids.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So I'd be like, can you get her out of the crib, please?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

But for someone who is rule follower and scared of germs, it's a lot to handle.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Funny Pregnancy

So during the course of this just bizarre season, I start to feel two little lumps, I guess, underneath my arms.