Mackenzie

It's two extra nipples.

Like how embarrassing is that?

So anyways, I am left feeling like, okay, I'm a freak show.

Should I just go join the circus?

Everyone is marveling at it.

And he would come in and show somebody, but watch what happens when I squeeze it.

They refer me to like a breast specialist that they have.

And I go in and see her and I'm like, I'm sure you've never seen this before.

I know I'm the only one in America who's ever had this.

And she's like, oh honey, you have got it good.

I've seen it all down people's arms.

Wow.

She said you can get them anywhere.

And she was like, honey, you're lucky that it's just in your armpit.

And I was like, okay, well, thanks.

I don't know what to say.

And she said you can even get mastitis.

I was really lucky that that did not happen, but it's kind of like a running joke in my friend group that I have this great milk supply because my babies get so fat so fast and I am not like a big person.

So it's just always shocking.

Like, how'd you have this baby?