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Macy (caller)

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229 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And he just kept repeating, like, I'm hiding from somebody.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I'm hiding from somebody.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And my mind was thinking three things.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

One, if he actually is hiding from somebody, I can't deal with two people, let alone if this person has a weapon, I'm done.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

Two, he could not go upstairs to those children.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

He can't even know there's people upstairs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And three, I knew that if this were to go south, more south than it already is, that the parents were going to be home within the next 15, 20 minutes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So I just needed to fight, I guess, for that long.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I mean, I'm one of four.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So he's dragged me to the front of the house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And like I said, it was December.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So it was Christmas time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And they had a beautiful nine-foot tree with all their best ornaments, the best lights.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

Like it was such a show tree for the front foyer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

All of that shattered as he throws me into the tree.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

We're now wrestling.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So I throw him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

He throws me.