Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard 48 min 10 speakers transcribed
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Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 0:00
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepard and I'm joined by Sharon Beekman. Thank you, Sharon. Hello, it's me, Karen. Karen Beekman. Filling in for Monica, away on family business. Today we have crazy babysitting stories. Some real good ones. Really good ones. Don't think that this is going to be cutesy time eating pizza and being bored. These get wild. Crazy. Crazy. Please enjoy crazy babysitting stories.
Stephanie? (brief prompt, likely caller name prompt) 0:45
Stephanie?
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 1:01
Stephanie, yes. Are you in the medical industry?
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 1:08
I am.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 1:09
Okay, so much to go through. Love your earrings. I see some instruments behind you. What capacity do you work at the doctor?
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 1:15
I'm a nurse and I teach nursing at a school of nursing. So this is actually a simulated lab. I thought you would appreciate this simulation in progress.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 1:25
It's always in progress though, isn't it? Am I being clear enough that I love nurses?
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 1:29
That was honestly part of the reason why I was like, I think I should do this in somewhere, but it makes it obvious that I'm a nurse.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 1:36
Aaron, do you love nurses? Of course. Yeah. How do they do it? I have no idea.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 1:41
We're the best. We can be a little dark sometimes, though.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 1:43
But always really funny because of that. Call it what it is, like the amount of duty and blood and yawn that you guys have to deal with. You seem to do it without being ruffled at all. There's like Navy SEALs and you guys are like tied. Okay, so you have a babysitting story. First of all, are you excited, Bess, for an Aaron Weekly sitting in today?
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 2:02
I'm so excited. I was not expecting that.
Aaron Weakley (producer / regular, filling in) 2:04
Sorry, I'm filling in today.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 2:05
I love it. So yeah, I have two kiddos, a daughter who's 11 and a son who's nine, and we'll call them spirited. Some may say feral, but you know, they're a party.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 2:17
That's my kind of kids.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 2:18
They need a good sitter. Sometimes it's not always easy to find a solid one. To give you a little backstory, because this will all kind of come around. We have a small cabin up at the base of Mount Adams in a small little town that we go to on the weekends in Trout Lake, Washington. So it's about 30 minutes from Hood River, actually.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 2:37
Oh.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 2:37
We spend a lot of weekends up there in the summer, especially.
Dan Shepard (host; introduced as Dan Shepard—the Armchair Anonymous host) 2:40
It's on fire about half the time. Yeah.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 2:42
A little bit, yeah.
Jingle Singer / Outro Voice (Unknown) 2:44
Increasingly so.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 2:46
And so we were there over the summer, kind of right before the kids were going back to school. And this cat started hanging around our house, which isn't unusual in Trout Lake because I grew up there. People have a lot of cats and they hang around and they're always usually indoor outdoor cats. But this cat was really clinging on to us and we were kind of falling in love with it. It was coming around pretty much every weekend we were there. And then my mom, who lives next door, was feeding it when we weren't there. So eventually we were like, let's just take the cat. My mom's like, just take it. No one owns it. So we take the cat and we were pretty happy with the cat. We bring the cat back to Washougal where we live.
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 3:26
The week that we bring this cat back coincides with the week that we've started this new babysitter. We got her through my husband's nephew. So his adult nephew had a fiance who was like, hey, I'm not busy for these couple of weeks. I'd love to help out. We just needed her for two weeks. So we kind of knew her. We'd met her at a few family functions. We just didn't know her really well, but she seemed comfortable. super great with kids kids seem to really love her it's like great she comes and it's a bit of chaotic scene when she arrives which isn't unusual you know with my children one kid's crying the cat's missing in the house and I'm like I gotta go I felt a little bad but she was so amazing like she walked in and she was like I love animals I'm a vet tech she was like I got this you go to work
Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story) 4:11
And I haven't ever had a sitter say that to me, like, you go, I got this. So I was like, wow. When I left, I said, hey, if you guys go out today, can you pick up some kitty litter?

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