Maddie

And finally we all said, Phil, don't move. And it's like weird when you say don't move in an environment, that's the first thing you do. Phil looked at that and it was like, I can't believe there's a snake. Out of the way, I came up, boom, shot the snake. And he's like, you have got to be kidding me. It just shows you boys never get overconfident. Pride is the fall of man.

He gave you a verse on it, too.

He gave you a verse on it, too.

He gave you a verse on it, too.

Oh, man. Gosh. Oh, Lord have mercy.

Oh, man. Gosh. Oh, Lord have mercy.

Oh, man. Gosh. Oh, Lord have mercy.

We started laughing so hard because the white debris was actually toilet paper. So we get back home and we're telling Phil's like, you're not going to believe this. We stalked a pile of poop that looked like a cottonmouth. And Phil said, boys, I had eaten some Mexican food.

We started laughing so hard because the white debris was actually toilet paper. So we get back home and we're telling Phil's like, you're not going to believe this. We stalked a pile of poop that looked like a cottonmouth. And Phil said, boys, I had eaten some Mexican food.

We started laughing so hard because the white debris was actually toilet paper. So we get back home and we're telling Phil's like, you're not going to believe this. We stalked a pile of poop that looked like a cottonmouth. And Phil said, boys, I had eaten some Mexican food.

We've lost control. True story. And now Phil is confessing. He said, boys, I got to apologize. He said, in my angst, I couldn't even get away from the road. And look. Here's the most incredible part of that story.

We've lost control. True story. And now Phil is confessing. He said, boys, I got to apologize. He said, in my angst, I couldn't even get away from the road. And look. Here's the most incredible part of that story.

We've lost control. True story. And now Phil is confessing. He said, boys, I got to apologize. He said, in my angst, I couldn't even get away from the road. And look. Here's the most incredible part of that story.

I'm laughing because a while ago a story caused you to be sick. I mean, that was our first gag reflex. I mean, you're making a great point, but I just couldn't help but think that. You're like, what caused them to be sick? I'm like, well, sometimes you just hear the story about it, and it makes you nauseous.

I'm laughing because a while ago a story caused you to be sick. I mean, that was our first gag reflex. I mean, you're making a great point, but I just couldn't help but think that. You're like, what caused them to be sick? I'm like, well, sometimes you just hear the story about it, and it makes you nauseous.

I'm laughing because a while ago a story caused you to be sick. I mean, that was our first gag reflex. I mean, you're making a great point, but I just couldn't help but think that. You're like, what caused them to be sick? I'm like, well, sometimes you just hear the story about it, and it makes you nauseous.

I'm Maddie, and I'm an alcoholic. I started drinking whenever I was 14 years old, and I didn't really get addicted right at 14. I wasn't like, yeah, this is awesome. In fact, I got really sick. I was mixing Jose Cuervo with Tecate beer, and we drank that all night. I woke up throwing up on the floor on a towel, and an upperclassman was helping me. It was a guy.

I'm Maddie, and I'm an alcoholic. I started drinking whenever I was 14 years old, and I didn't really get addicted right at 14. I wasn't like, yeah, this is awesome. In fact, I got really sick. I was mixing Jose Cuervo with Tecate beer, and we drank that all night. I woke up throwing up on the floor on a towel, and an upperclassman was helping me. It was a guy.

Um, and I knew of him, but like, I didn't really, like I knew his name and I woke up and I was throwing up on the towel cause I had thrown up so much in the trash can and he did everything for me. Like he took care of me. I was very fortunate. Um, I don't know why he took care of me. I don't know.

Um, and I knew of him, but like, I didn't really, like I knew his name and I woke up and I was throwing up on the towel cause I had thrown up so much in the trash can and he did everything for me. Like he took care of me. I was very fortunate. Um, I don't know why he took care of me. I don't know.