Ep 1056 | Jase, Al & Zach Absolutely Lose It over a Classic Phil Folklore Tale
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What classic Phil tale does Jase share?
I am unashamed. What about you?
Welcome back to Unashamed. Jason, did you catch my sermon yesterday or were you on the road?
Well, look, I'm going to give you an interesting analogy about time. Because look, I don't know when this episode will be aired. Really, only Maddie knows for sure. So look, it will be a certain amount of time from now. Because here's what happened this past weekend. I went on this trip. Oh, it's great. Well, it was during the weekend that time sprang forward.
What interesting analogy about time does Jase discuss?
Ah, forward, yeah.
Is sprang a word? Yeah, spring is a word. Spring, spring. I try to use proper English when I'm around guys of your vocabulary. In the redneck world, it's optional. Spring is a word. It's optional. And so, you know, it's an interesting thing if you think about it. Because here we are in the middle of nowhere, Arkansas. And I only have about four hours. Once I got to the hotel after the event, I only have about four hours before I have to get up. So you're flying home Sunday morning. Oh, yeah. Okay. So I'm looking at this, my clock that's on my phone. But it hasn't moved the time back. Because it won't until 2 a.m. So I tried to manually move it back. Because I said, I don't trust this thing. What if it didn't catch the memo?
Because I'm not missing this flight. Guess what? Can't do it. I had to trust a phone. And I don't like that. I only trust Jesus. And I got that from Jesus when he said, I don't trust what's inside a man. And I thought, you know, I had an idea about how you can make a lot of money. Because in that moment, when I entered the hotel, because it was the night that we're going to spring forward, I would have paid $100 for an old-fashioned alarm clock.
Because guess what was not in the room? Alarm clock. Alarm clock. Yeah, they've gotten rid of them because of phones. And even if they do have one, you can't manually change it unless you've got a Phillips head screwdriver.
I'm just saying, I want to introduce this. Zach, you're a businessman. I think if we had a team of people that went on street corners, especially around hotels, the people that are traveling. and sold old-fashioned alarm clocks, you could make millions of dollars. Because in that moment, I thought, I would buy one. And look, I introduced this thought on the elevator because surprisingly, I realized Northwest Arkansas's airport is not very big. It's small. Everybody was leaving. Everybody in the hotel, we all gathered up like cattle. Everybody's getting a shuttle to get out. And I said, you know what? I'm going to make, because everybody was grumpy. Nobody's had any sleep. So you were about to have a marketing.
I did it.
A marketing meeting. In front of the crowd, I said, I had a thought. And I know it's weird to think, well, these are perfect strangers. Weirdly enough, everybody. They probably all knew who you were. They knew who I was. And so I was like, I got a marketing idea I wanted to run by you. And they said, we all had the same fear. We were looking for an alarm clock. And I was like, this will work.
It will work. The only problem with your analogy, Jay, is it only worked twice a year.
I said to pick up a quick buck. But if you organized it in pyramid schemes.
It's supply and demand. I was at a concert recently in one of the ski slopes here in North Carolina. It was Need to Breathe. And it started to rain.
Is Need to Breathe the ski slope or the band?
That's the band. They're a band. They're like a Christian, kind of Christian country rock, southern rock. So anyway, the place was packed. It was a beautiful setup. And then all of a sudden, the clouds, they start swelling. And you're like, it's going to rain. Well, they had those ponchos. They were selling them. Some guy who had all the vintages. That's it.
$15.
$25. They did.
They went up in price. And I was watching the whole thing unfold. I was like, that guy, he looked at the weather. The only guy that looked at the weather and said, it's going to rain. He bought a bunch of ponchos. I bet he bought. about 200 of them, sold all 200, and just made a killing.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What classic Phil tale does Jase share?
0:01–0:43
2
What interesting analogy about time does Jase discuss?
0:43–9:05
3
What story about stealing does Jase reveal?
9:05–15:01
4
How did Zach and Jase confess to their past thievery?
15:01–19:21
5
What biblical references are discussed in relation to stealing?
19:21–31:36
6
How does the story of bronze snakes relate to modern symbolism?
31:36–43:21
7
What insights do they provide about Ephesians 4?
43:21–56:41
Speakers
5 identifiedMore from Unashamed with the Robertson Family
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