Madison (Caller)

Okay, well, I found this guy, Mike, while I was searching on my app.

Oh, it was his exotic name.

Okay, this is weird, but I really enjoy grocery shopping.

Oh.

Yeah, I mean, I really like cooking, and then I also really like finding new products.

So he had a photo of himself in the produce aisle, just kind of like being goofy and holding, you know, some fruits and vegetables.

Can you picture me holding a giant eggplant?

Yeah.

I mean, you know, I figured if you're cute under fluorescent lighting, you got to be cute in real life.

Yeah.

He was.

So we talked and we made plans to meet up at this bar.

And then when I met him, he was he was way hotter than I thought he was in the photo.

Yeah.

So I kind of told him that as a compliment that his photos online were not great.

Well, I don't really remember exactly how I said it, but I kind of was like, you know, your photos online aren't good because you're so much more attractive in person.

I mean, I also think he maybe was a little offended, but I like tried to make him understand that it was a compliment.

And I offered to take photos for him so that he could use, which I now realize is maybe weird.

No, no, no.

We were just, like, talking and getting to know each other.