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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
hey it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and can I just stop real quick and ask I hadn't looked at our stats recently for our podcast what happened y'all on June 2nd June 2nd we like went up 600% in our daily downloads
No, that's a weird thing.
There's not one episode that has an insane amount. It's like all fully. What set you here? And yeah, who did you bring with you? That's what I want to know. Yeah. What happened? How did you find us? And can we do it again? Because I was going to say that. All right. We got an episode for you. It is a classic. So I hope you enjoy it for your Friday. And what do we got for comments?
Yeah, Liliana said, even when I'm having a poor morning, all it takes is listening to your show to get me feeling festive again. So maybe she was having a really poor morning on June 2nd.
That's what happened. Poor morning. She hears Rich Brooke, evens everything out.
I hope she's just festive again. What a nice way to describe being happy. I love it. Let's get festive right now. Your episode starts. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Alexis, what do you find attractive in a guy's profile online? Maybe he's got a great smile.
Ooh, good smile's good.
His profile says he works for White Claw.
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Chapter 2: What unexpected compliment did Kelly give her date?
Yeah. And then it sprinkles all over all the vegetables.
I do enjoy that. That's the only time I shower all week. You guys, no.
I'm serious. I know you're serious.
I'm going to go in hard no.
Kelly, I'm with you. Yeah. Even if everybody else hates the grocery store bag.
Did you find Jeffrey online and his dating profile said that? Mike. Yeah, I was joking.
Yeah.
It's fine. It wasn't that funny, so I forgive you, Kelly.
Mike, you're funny. Sorry, we were going off for a while. What did you see on Mike's profile?
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Chapter 3: How did Kelly describe her attraction to Mike?
No, no, no. We were just, like, talking and getting to know each other. And then we brought up camping, which, well, I really like. He is, like, kind of newer to outdoor-y stuff. Okay. Yeah.
rei came up and he said he had never been and i freaking love rei oh see this brooke feels about rei how you feel about grocery shopping oh i love going to rei it's so fun don't they have like walls and stuff there yeah every time you go in you're like god i need to start a new outdoor hobby i'm gonna buy a kayak and a mountain bike
Nothing hotter than talking about REI on the first date.
Wait till you get your first dividend check. Then you're going to be like... What's a dividend check? You get money to spend at the end of the year because it's a co-op. Oh, is that like a senior citizen thing? That's why we don't get it.
Okay, I can't wait.
So you went? You just took them? Yeah, obviously. Oh, wow. Two drunks at the REI on the first date. I wish I would have been there just to witness you guys walking around.
Let's test out this sleeping bag. I mean, how did that go?
I mean, it was cute. Walking around, making jokes. Did he still seem interested, or was he just lying about being interested? You know what I mean? Like, someone says they're super into something, and you're like, yeah, that's cool. I like that, too.
Well, I don't lie to people on dates like you do, Brooke, so I'm not sure what that's like.
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Chapter 4: What awkward moment occurred during Kelly's date with Mike?
It means somebody went out with you and had a really good time and wants to meet up again. Her name's Kelly. Oh. It's been a while ago. It was like three weeks ago that you guys met up?
Yeah. Kind of wish I was the bill collector. What? Wow. It was that bad? Yeah. When we talked to her, she sounded lovely. Uh-oh. Let me just be honest here. Like, it was okay for a little bit, but it did get weird.
Okay, are you talking about where she offered to take new pictures of you because your profile pics weren't good enough? She told you all that? Yeah.
She did. Were you offended? I mean, yes, but also, I don't think we should really be talking about that. What should we be talking about? If that's how she wants to play, then I'm happy to play my side of the story. Yeah, let's hear your side. Oh, this sounds juicy. What happened? I mean, did she mention us talking about camping? Yeah.
Yeah, that came up, that you guys mentioned going camping, and she even took you to a camping goods store.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was thinking of going camping with some friends soon, and she was basically inviting me, which... I mean, that's kind of weird, you know, after a first date to be like, oh, why don't you come camping for multiple days and meet my friends?
Like, that's... That sounds really nice when you put it that way.
No, I see what he means. It's one thing to go camping, but then I'm going to be stuck with your friends or your
But maybe, okay, wait, wait though. Maybe it was like one of those invitations where you like, you know, I automatically invite people to everything, but it doesn't necessarily mean I'm actually going to follow through.
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Chapter 5: What was Mike's reaction to Kelly's compliment about his photos?
I think you're going to say no.
So that's the big red flag. She liked you and wanted you to meet her friends.
I mean, no, no, no, no. That's not the big red flag. I told her I'm not really the biggest fan of camping. I tried it once. I really didn't love it. I didn't love it so much that I actually slept in my car.
Oh.
Yeah. And apparently for her, that was like the worst thing I could say to her. What?
Why?
Yeah. I don't know, she was so shocked and she was like, how do you not like camping? Everyone loves camping. She was like, what? You've never spent a night in a tent? You've never experienced the joy of taking a I don't think I can say that word on the radio, but you've got to have the rumble with the bear. What?
Oh, my gosh. Those are her highlights.
That's a little extreme. She just kept going on and on and on about how great camping was, and I'm trying to force a smile. Then she dragged me to that sporting goods store. I don't know. What's it called? REI. Wait, that all happened before you guys went to REI? Yes. The way she played it, the way she described it is that you said you were new and you were excited about trying it out.
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Chapter 6: How did Kelly's camping enthusiasm affect her date?
I'm just going to stick with what I said on the date, is that everyone does love camping. They just need to find the right things to take with them so they feel comfortable.
That is objectively not true. Not everyone loves camping. What a crazy thing to say, you psycho.
Psycho. We don't have to call anyone names, but if you're going to be a homebody... Well, I'm sorry, you're the one who's putting us on the radio.
That's pretty crazy to begin with, so... Okay, everybody likes being on the radio. Sometimes you just have to try it and get used to it a little bit.
That was actually psycho. If you're nervous, we can show you all kinds of microphones.
I mean, Kelly, it doesn't sound like you're listening to him at all.
I heard what he said, and I... I really, truly believe that, like, deep down, he really likes camping based on other stuff that he said. And, you know, if I remember, I think he did say that he didn't have a great time, but he would be open to trying camping again.
Oh, really? Look at that, leading her on with that camp talk. I was just saying that to try to get you to stop campsplaining to me.
Campsplaining? That's what Brooke does to us all the time.
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