Mallory Rubin
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And then I had the rip-off erotic thrillers that came after this that were all pretty bad.
I think the worst one's probably Color of Night.
especially because Bruce Willis' pool penis on a 70-foot screen.
Wasn't really looking for that in 1995.
Well, it's their own.
I'm really excited for this next category.
The Ruffalo Hannah Rubinick Partridge overacting award obviously goes to Michael Douglas.
He does this thing where he says the line but then yells the last two words, so it's like, who has access to my goddamn files?
What is this?
Some kind of joke!
Stop fucking riding me, man!
Get your fucking teeth in!
I just love it.
All right, Vans Flex.
So you have to do how would Van Lathan get out of this one, which is an award we have sometimes.
I think you could be any of the three characters here.
How would Van get out of this one?
Pick a character and go.
I'm getting out of what, though?
I don't know how Dan Latham can get out of this.