Manaia Stewart

The AI desk now, gentlemen, where somebody has taken an AI bot and forced it to watch over 1,000 hours of airline safety videos and then asked it to write an airline safety video of its own.

And I've got the script.

Oh, okay.

I've got the script for you.

So this morning I'd like to present a table reading of an AI-generated script for an airline safety advertisement.

Do you ever watch those?

Do you watch those anymore?

I never watch those things.

Every time I'm on a plane at night, you have to watch them.

Doesn't matter how much you travel, whether you're a frequent traveler, whatever you are, you've got to watch it.

Absolutely.

I put down my device and I give it my full attention.

In fact, it's the only thing that annoys me about when I get the emergency exit right.

It's like, yes, great.

It's a bit of extra leg space.

But now I'm going to get wounded by the air hostess.

The truth of my situation is I put down on my device and I pretend to give it my full attention.

I don't watch it.

But I pretend to.

I've stopped pretending now.