Manaia Stewart
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Podcast Appearances
Oh, they're the worst.
He took a shit so big that people were telling each other to go back up at lunchtime to go and have a look at this dorm shit.
It was preserved like it was in a museum.
It was like, don't go into gate one because there's a dorm shit, the indoor dorm shit's in there.
Well, it had breached.
Not the bowl, but the water.
It had breached and it was...
It had lungs.
Yeah, that's exactly what it was like.
I'm going to start a colony.
It was a lung fish.
It was gaping.
It was practising gaping.
He was revered.
No, he was revered for that.
But I think his dirty secret is, and if I'm going to accuse him of performance enhancements, I think his dirty secret is because he left it, or it was left for so long that by the time we got back there, it had soaked up a bunch of water.
So I think it was because you looked at it and you were like, how did that come out of an ass?
Yeah.
How loose is your butthole that you were able to birth the log?
Wow.