Manaia Stewart

A few risks?

Good.

That is how you do it, right?

Good looking sucker too.

I think I saw him at Cook's Beach this year.

Reach out, Dalton, probably, if that was you.

I saw it.

Dane Coles and I. Dane Coles and I had this really weird interaction at the Riverside Market this year where I walked past and I was like, is that my mate Josh?

And this guy's standing there staring at me from behind a pair of speed dealers.

And I was like, he's staring at me like he knows me.

I was like, it must be Josh.

And I looked away and I looked back again and then he looked back and he was looking at me and I was like,

Oh, it's fucking Dane Coles.

And I don't know Dane Coles, so he probably presumed he was looking at PAX Society, and then he kept walking, and then I kept walking, and that was the end of it.

But it was one of those, like, where do I know you from?

Yeah.

I see this happen to Lee Hart all the time, where people stop and turn and look at him and go, oh, no, I don't know you, and then walk off.

Yeah, my mate is the, he claims to be the lightest hooker in the South Canterbury senior men's division.

I was like, that's a hooker I've ever seen.

It could only be one of two people.