Mandal

That's hard. Yeah, you should make a Mandel Force. I want to do a Mandel with an air bubble in it, like the Air Max.

What the word sauna mean? Like, what language is that?

And it translates to sauna. Hot room.

But I'm saying sauna, the root of it got to be something like hot room.

Like they didn't look at, they didn't create that and was like sauna.

Not like the Reebok pump. Ah, you don't want to, man, the way my feet swell up, I need all the room in the middle as I can have, bro.

But like dumbbell makes sense. A dumbbell? Yeah.

No, that makes sense. That makes sense what you're saying, man. Like sneaker, that's another one where you get the root in it.

I like that better.

Elaborate.

but if you get buried underneath it then you like become like part of the you can't get buried underneath it they are doing that you could get you could become part of the soil you can get buried and they can put a seed on top of you but you're already dead at that point afterwards what it's a real thing y'all ain't see them caskets where they put you in an egg now and then they grow it's an egg that they fertilize and a tree grow on top of you you like become a part of the tree

You probably won't dry out. You'll probably be regular the whole time. I look like Nosferatu at the end.

Shoot, man. Take that Ozempic, man.

Yeah. Air Force 2s. For sure.

Oh, I've had plenty of Crystal Light in my life.

It's good.

The pink lemonade craze.

I feel like that.

I will say this. Can I say something? Yeah. Oh, my bad. Go ahead.

Go ahead. I realize I disconnect on the sushi thing. I've never been to a sushi place. Oh, you've never had it. So I had no frame. I've had it before, but I've never been to a sushi place.

That's also a shoe as well Yeah They had the F-Force 1s They had the They came out with the F-Force 2s Around like maybe 2011 10 And they were cheaper They were like shittier Nah they were just They tried to like They were Biden Increase the sale You know what I'm saying But people weren't going for real Yeah There was no one waiting in line for a drop Nah Have you ever waited in line for a drop Nah I never been that cool bro I see people all around New York Doing that all the time Yeah

That's a good deal. Yeah.

I've never shaved in my life. Really? What, do you just use scissors? Like, I might get it trimmed, but I ain't never like straight up like razor the face.

I don't think that ever happened for me, bro. I'm a professional feature.

I want to be the best feature of all time, bro.

Some people got. We don't know our roles sometimes. One thing I noticed when this light go to different cameras, that mean that's the camera. That's active.

Oh, it's following me.

Beautiful. Nah, man.

Oh, yeah. Not a one. Well, I just realized what I was doing in my head doesn't make sense, because whatever number I say, he just go press. Yeah, that's what I was telling you to do. But I was trying to beat him, but it's not confusing. It's only three numbers.

okay yeah four cuts to black did did he make that up today no oh okay okay cool no but nah man i'm just chilling bro i'm just happy to be working bro like this junkies this is uh not a real job bro how long have you been doing stand-up by nine nine years and you started in college No, I started right after college.

but i will say this though i do think that i do think that wasn't he was he the person from uh uh halloween yes yeah jason jason billy crystal was yeah he's he's in he's in monsters inc which that's halloween

You're from Atlanta. You're in town doing some spots. Doing some shows, man. Just trying to be my best self. But I don't think I could move here, man. It's not built for fat people. That's true. Yeah, it is true. The people are smaller. They really using every crack and crevice.

I feel like that's a wise decision.

Oh, they got a new spot?

That's a good idea, bro. Yeah, they shouldn't be. It would never be their place.

But I'm saying it would never be a time where people would be coming to that place for the Clippers over to Lakers.

LA be taking some teams, bro.

Yeah. But the thing about it is eventually we all going to be forgotten. Not Adolph Hiller.

Trump is going to be bigger than Hitler, dude. Trump is going to be bigger. No way. It's nothing that we remember from Trump. He's not going to beat the goat. I don't know, man. I'm worried about this guy. The only cat we know from Jesus time is like 30 people, bro.

Who was the... Who was the... Who was they... Omarion. Um... You get what I'm saying?

He wore a clear suit one time. A clear suit. You could see his penis? No, he had drawers on, but it was like the suit was see-through. Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Lemon's not that exclusive, bro.

But if you cut up two of them...

Yeah. But unless you go triangular with them, then you got some more. But once you hit day five and six, that's when you getting too loose because the bag don't have a lot of air flowing through it. So you get a little moldy.

They be making people call. They be calling. It's a big deal in Atlanta. They're like, you're a slut. People go. People go. People go for sure.

It's not. I'm not no vegan. I was vegan for about I was vegan for two years back in like 2010, 2000 to 2012. What got you what got you involved in that? Like. My mom made a bet with me that I couldn't do it for a week, but then I did it for two years. And you showed her. Yeah, but then on that, I was going to keep going, man, but then I had some wings, bro.

But see, I was in high school, so I wasn't really eating healthy. I was just eating fries.

yeah you gotta get you gotta stuff it all in i was at my homeboy crib this one knew i couldn't stay here i was at my homeboy crib last time and i had uh the toilet seats aren't built for the amount of torque yeah i'm gonna put on you have atlanta style toilet seats yeah tell us about the toilet seats in atlanta I mean, they just built for real bodies, man.

I was a big Pringles man.

Crack a can open, man.

Y'all from D.C., right?

And you from D.C.? I'm from Maryland.

Yeah, man. I was out there, man. The crab dip is good out there.

But it's got crab in it. Yeah. But is it real crab or is it imitation crab? I couldn't tell, but I had it out there twice out there. And I said, y'all figure that out.

That's somebody's birthday.

Yeah, I don't like the work of the thing. So I'd rather have like the crab this or crab that because I don't want to crunch up the stuff. Right. Yeah It's too much work Yeah That is That You said what? I agree

what a town wow you know the worst thing is when you got like a shrimp dish and they don't take the tails off yeah or they don't clean the poop part out of the yeah that's disgusting man yeah gotta get that out the middle of it they got crap in them All bad. All bad. You from Vegas. What's Vegas-style food?

I mean, I had got up off that toilet seat at my homeboy crib. It came with me, bro.

Was you cooking on it?

It is pretty ingenious. It's just a slanted panini press. It's a panini press. Yeah, yeah. That's all it is.

I will say this.

yeah i can't cook like that so like that's not cooking yeah i can't cook at all yeah but you can't cook at all no i can't but the one time i did cook um it was on a george foreman yeah my eyes can't see something going from raw to cook without it being burnt yeah yeah yeah so i can't see the middle of it it's tough they have these things like these uh metal like

But it was wobbly when I got on there. So you had to have your own balance.

Casually, casually.

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No. I'm talking about I never moved out of Atlanta.

You said that. But I lived in Athens when I went to school. Did you like it a lot? It was cool. It was a small city. There's a lot of trees there, right? Yeah. It's pretty. Yeah, Georgia got a lot of trees.

Man, I never golfed, man.

Man, and I'm being honest with you.

You're putting that lotion on.

Yeah.

You begin to dandruff. Yeah. I begin it sometimes too.

It's all bad at like a laser tag place. All bad.

That's crazy.

I remember as a kid, like whenever laser tag time, the first time I got exposed was at a skating rink.

Man, I'm skating. They put the black lights on, like, boys, it dust in your head.

The worst one is when you got a hat on, right? So they can't see the top of their head, but them shoulders dusty.

And they like, yeah, you got it.

What's your favorite stain you ever had on a club? Favorite stain.

I don't want to get involved in this dispute, man. You already agreed. You already said that's fine. Yeah, whose fucking side are you on, Mandel? I did, I did, I did.

No, no, no.

I just want to say in this moment, I'm proud of both of y'all. Thank you, man.

You got a good run going. You got a good run. I'm going sauna full time. Y'all got a great demo.

Oh, I'll never make it, but...

Yeah, for sure. I ain't gonna lie, bro.

I ain't gonna lie, so I was about to move when I'm moving and I'm doing like a go-away show and then I was gonna do like a photo with a stick and bendo. Oh, yeah, yeah. The bandana on the stick.

Yeah, and then I realized like, bro, that's silly because they could just like hold the bandana.

Like what's in the bandana that you need to stick?

That's a good idea, man.

I know, but it can't be that heavy if it's in a bandana.

Yeah, there was on that.

Try it out.

Yeah, man. Put this on the stick, man.

oh nah I got these at the airport yeah yeah they fake do they like zap you every like now and then nah like people people every time I talk they only play Michael Buble Michael Buble's Christmas you get Michael Buble Every time I talk on the phone, cats be like, it's an echo. They're like, yeah, it sounds terrible.

Well, I had graduated school, and I was like, oh, snap. Like, I got a low IQ, bro. So, like, I was trying to work jobs and stuff, and I was bad at it. And so I always been a stand-up fan. So then I just tried it one day because my homeboy bet me. And then me and him was going to open mics every day with each other, and then he got a job at IBM. And I just kept doing it.

I ain't gonna lie, bro. But I'm not making this up. I sat on bro toilet and it came with me.

Oh, yeah. He's smart. He's smart.

They do Watson. Cybersecurity is where it's at.

like it might be a business you know it's like cats it's people and you know with hunched over backs and whatnot they typing and they trying to find the data man and they're like chill chill don't do that oh you mean like hackers and stuff trying to like penetrate and they like chill yeah that's what they do yeah yeah they say please stop chill come on come on man for crying out loud

I watched it. Man, I ain't going to lie. Freddie Mercury, that movie, I said, put them teeth on. I want them. If I get somebody.

Like when I got up, the toilet seat came with me.

If I get somebody, I'm getting them veneers for sure.

The Steve Harvey's. Man, I'm chomping down, man.

I'm chomping down. I don't want my lips to close. No, let it breathe. I've always had asthma. Keep my junk open.

I think they're working on it now.

i don't know why i'm doing this y'all know what a plane is i don't really need that but but yeah they go to a lake and they pick up water and then they dump it i think they don't i think it's like a it's like a whatever whatever's inside of a retardant a fire extinguisher they do they use retardant they use flame retardant you know fire extinguisher juice whatever that's in there yeah yeah they got they got 100 gallons in there and they dumping it out on it

I don't know if it was a suction thing or what, but it's a chemical bond. I had to order him another one on Uber Eats.

Well, that's a good credit to whatever system they got on.

Y'all seen that video of that cat with a fire. He had the glass window. And then the fire was like.

Yeah. How'd that guy live? That's what I'm trying to figure out. When you said nobody died, I'm like, how did he get out of there?

I think that it's... I think that type of line costs a lot of money now. When Alex Jones got... Alex Jones was saying that it's on purpose. When he got hit up for that line, I think people stopped doing that.

I think he ain't lying. I feel like he's stretching the truth a little bit more than he is lying.

Because at first he was straight up lying, and now he'll be like, I've heard. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Put the disclaimer on there.

Man, I visited D.C. I went to D.C. for the first time maybe, what, three months ago. And I was like, it made the January 6th even more crazy because it looked way smaller in real life than they do on TV.

Yeah. So it's like, hey, man, they really was doing too much. You get what I'm saying? No, not really. Like a cat from like a mile away. Yeah, yeah. could see all these people trying to stuff into this little bitty building. It's like, hey, man, y'all got to chill, bro. Y'all going to jail, bro.

But you got to think about it, bro. Once that cat got shot, they not about to be playing. Who? trump oh yeah once he got shot the security is not casual no more yeah yeah yeah they trying to keep that cat alive right who is the people who work for us yeah secret service yeah because so i think now like i feel like now if as soon as you you could text somebody man i'm about to

I'm about to spray wine on them.

I'm going to try that. I'm going to text Adam. Just say it right now.

No, you got to be in D.C. during the thing. No, no, no. If you text him.

I'm sure they're monitoring.

They better come through this door.

I'll be a little nervous.

They're sending you down.

Yeah.

Oh, I will do that now.

Listen, let me say this.

Just Mandel, bro. Oh, you don't have a last name? Yeah, just going artist with it.

But why I feel like this actually happened in some capacity. Probably, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm not going to say. Say it. It's a conspiracy. That sounds a little.

Special treatment. Nah, man. You can say it. It's all right. Nah, I'm the number one. Mandel, just say it, dude.

Oh, bro.

Oh, bro. Let me make something clear, man. I'm trying to change my family life, man. I'm absolutely going to keep my opinions to myself.

Yeah, full blown, man.

See, and that's the thing. That's the type of stuff that a person will tell you and try to convince you to move here. I'm not trying to convince you to move here.

Nah, they got to be sling bags.

I think you got a plan, bro. I mean, I just think they be on some like... I feel like y'all big on the like...

Yeah, that's like a Hassid name. Interesting, because it's really the Mandel man. I really am the Mandel man, but then people found that too ridiculous, so it just became Mandel.

I be drinking a lot of water so I bring my own lemon sometimes just in case people don't have it.

Man, that'd be hard. That'd be sick, yeah. I just like the hydrate, man. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I like to hydrate a little bit. You want something?

what's mandel man uh i'm just a mandel man but like what does that mean oh mandel means man sandal oh okay yeah but is that any different than like what kind of what is a man sandal like the closed toe sandal that like somebody like will barbecue in oh like a slipper No, but it's, no, you can go slingback or slide in with it.

You're telling us that- I'm not anti-New York. I like New York.

That looks too big to get in. Y'all asking some skills now, bro.

I'm going to be honest with y'all, bro.

Dasani twist it.

It's a thick water. Evian is one of the best ones. Well, it's like drinking baby oil. It's thick water. Ah, you got it twisted. So Dasani is actually flat Sprite. This came out of an Indian guy's hair. I went to the Coca-Cola factory, and I found out it's the flat Sprite. Atlanta. Yeah.

You like Dasani?

Nah, you didn't go to the factory, bro. I'm going to show you.

No, but hear him out. He went to the factory. So check this out. But you know what Dasani is for real? Water. Yeah, but it's not from nowhere. So Dasani is wherever you at, they take that water, and then they put rocks in it.

It's not spring water. It's a basket of rocks. They pour the water in there, and they let it drizzle into the bottle.

Yeah, bro.

What's your favorite bottle of water?

Essentia? That's your favorite?

That's hard, bro. I couldn't do it. That's the one thing I can't do.

That's hard, bro. I think, I mean, bro, I think, like, I ain't drunk out of a hole since I was, like, seven. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Wait, I'm confused.

Man. See, I'm from a different place, bro. I never heard of it.

They be doing it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love words like that. Deck. IP.

Yeah, shout out Insane Clown Posse.

It's an art form, man. You gotta be one with the bottle.

that's the problem y'all trying to force the bottle to do stuff instead of allowing the bottle to be what it is you good i'm saying yeah that makes sense you got to redefine yourself around it yeah i guess i've just i've just never tried that so i don't know i've been able i've been able to put like lemon wedges into a beer yeah i don't you got a bottle around here i got more lemons if you want well there's a bottle right there but i'm still drinking that is oh

No, kind of, more leather, more like a Stacey Adams, like a leather type shoe.

I can take this down.

I like straight water, yeah. You like it straight up and down.

I be wanting to sweat so bad. I don't piss fire like that.

Nah, I got thyroid issues.

Nah, I think I just drink a lot of water on some like... It's quite healthy to do that. Yeah, it just makes me feel like I'm doing something healthy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was about to say...

What you be in the sauna doing?

You get what I'm saying? Like something that you would wear.

And so does sauna smell weird?

Yeah.

I've never been in a sauna before.

Yeah, but I mean, as artists, we ever changing, man. Got it. That's a good point.

I just can't do no belly reveal like that in front of folks.

No. I might put on more clothes, honestly. Really?

Yeah.

I'm going tuxedo swimming with it.