The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89
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Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. This is January 13th. That's a good... Isn't that... Is that a day? What is that day? It's a week after January 6th. Okay, but isn't January 13th like a special day?
That's somebody's birthday.
Yeah. I think it's Beyonce's birthday. Is that Beyonce's birthday? I think so. Joining us today is... Mandel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mandel.
Just Mandel, bro. Oh, you don't have a last name? Yeah, just going artist with it.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, full blown, man.
Was there like another Mandel? Mandel's a Jewish name, though. Really?
Yeah, that's like a Hassid name. Interesting, because it's really the Mandel man. I really am the Mandel man, but then people found that too ridiculous, so it just became Mandel. what's mandel man uh i'm just a mandel man but like what does that mean oh mandel means man sandal oh okay yeah but is that any different than like what kind of what is a man sandal like the closed toe sandal that like somebody like will barbecue in oh like a slipper No, but it's, no, you can go slingback or slide in with it.
Like a croc?
No, kind of, more leather, more like a Stacey Adams, like a leather type shoe.
Okay.
You get what I'm saying? Like something that you would wear.
But you're not, you're wearing Forces.
Yeah, but I mean, as artists, we ever changing, man. Got it. That's a good point.
Are you going to change your name to Force?
That's hard. Yeah, you should make a Mandel Force. I want to do a Mandel with an air bubble in it, like the Air Max.
Okay.
Not like the Reebok pump. Ah, you don't want to, man, the way my feet swell up, I need all the room in the middle as I can have, bro.
They're called Type 2s, Air Force Type 2s. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Air Force 2s. For sure.
What is Air Force 2? That's the vice president's plane.
That's also a shoe as well Yeah They had the F-Force 1s They had the They came out with the F-Force 2s Around like maybe 2011 10 And they were cheaper They were like shittier Nah they were just They tried to like They were Biden Increase the sale You know what I'm saying But people weren't going for real Yeah There was no one waiting in line for a drop Nah Have you ever waited in line for a drop Nah I never been that cool bro I see people all around New York Doing that all the time Yeah
So you're an Atlanta comic. I'm from Atlanta.
You're from Atlanta. You're in town doing some spots. Doing some shows, man. Just trying to be my best self. But I don't think I could move here, man. It's not built for fat people. That's true. Yeah, it is true. The people are smaller. They really using every crack and crevice.
I kind of think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Because you go to Europe and it's all small. If you got fat there, you would get stuck in between your mailbox and your neighbor's.
Oh, I've been getting stuck for sure. You correct, bro. You can't fit in a Fiat also in Europe.
Also, we got rid of phone booths.
yeah you gotta get you gotta stuff it all in i was at my homeboy crib this one knew i couldn't stay here i was at my homeboy crib last time and i had uh the toilet seats aren't built for the amount of torque yeah i'm gonna put on you have atlanta style toilet seats yeah tell us about the toilet seats in atlanta I mean, they just built for real bodies, man. I mean, I had got up off that toilet seat at my homeboy crib. It came with me, bro.
It shifted.
But it was wobbly when I got on there. So you had to have your own balance.
That's also the easiest thing to fix. When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat, it's like you're missing some kind of mat. Not my house. For real? You was tied on there? When I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet. That's hard, bro. That's a nice looking wood one. And I heat it up. What if you catch a splinter? I got a tank of map gas sitting next to the toilet. And before I take a dump, I just... You ever go to a nice cocktail bar when they make a drink that requires fire? That's sort of the setup. I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking light up the toilet paper.
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