Marc Ellis

And after about a month, the girls had had enough of that.

And so this lovely young boy in the need and said, I'll look after your pig and fatten it up for you.

So long story short, fattened it up to 90 kilos.

Slaughtered it, had a chest freezer full of pork.

True.

Unbelievable.

Went away at the break and came back to do specials and we hadn't paid the bill.

And I came into the house and it was just, you could smell it from the front door.

So we thought, what the fuck are we going to do with this?

So I just poured some petrol in it and lit it and dragged it out the back door and that made it worse.

So we...

Tied the back, the power cord to the back of the car and drove us.

And it's scratching behind right through the middle of Studentville into Castle Street.

And it snapped and just spewed like 70 kilos of burning pigments.

All over the road and just burned off and just parked the car somewhere up in the hills and just left it there for a month just in case.

So that's the story I think that they're alluding to.

That's better.

Yeah.

And that one's a true story.

Far out.