Marc Ellis

Well, we knew that the people who are going to be cleaning it around, mates, are on detention anyhow.

So it goes around, comes around, karma.

Oh, I had, I'll tell you the best Welling College story is like, there were teachers who liked you and teachers who didn't.

And there was a guy called Ross Durant who played for New Zealand soccer.

He's the soccer coach and he was fit and fast and he didn't particularly enjoy me.

And we would, um,

go and use the teacher's toilets because the student toilets were shambles.

And I was in there sitting in the teacher's toilet one day and the door opens and then there's a bang.

And he said, who's that?

And I went, Cormac!

And the deepest voice I could for Mr. Cormac, who's about 140 kilos, didn't pull it off.

And so I knew this prick was waiting outside.

I didn't know who it was.

And so I put my, uh, cause we'd always wear like our first 15 jersey was a black one.

Yeah.

The grey one.

I always wore both of them to keep warm.

So I took the black one off, put it in the school bag and threw it out the window and then pulled the jersey up over my head.

The grey one came out, pushed him, went out the door and he chased me up and around and down and around and around for the tower block.

Yeah.