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And I'm like, what?

On a watch?

I don't want to see your stupid liquid glass off tour.

Like, yeah, you're really great.

Good job, Alan Dye's team.

Look at how glassy and awesome you are.

I, as the user, do not care to see you.

And let me tell you, for reasons that we'll get to another time, I've seen the Tahoe setup screen a lot of times.

So I've been...

I've seen like the stupid welcome animation and have to sit through it.

And then do you want to take a tour?

No, skip.

I've seen these things a lot now.

And I'm so over Apple showing off how cool they are.

Like, because they're so not at this point.

And so to see it, to see the tiny version of that on the watch, I'm just like, oh, screw you.

And then to be trying to do like the most basic thing and have this thing interrupt me on the way.

And then to try to do the most basic thing, okay, fine, just open the freaking workout app so I can start this workout.

And then to have the workout app show me like three different interruption screens before it would even show me the UI, trying to promote different things about the new workout app.

Hey, take a tour.