Marcus Parks

Yeah, there's been... It's France!

Yeah, there could be big dogs that kill people in France.

Yeah, we covered this once.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a horrible creature.

Yeah, it might be a gigantic wolf.

Okay.

Yeah, because, you know, there were lines in England.

Yep, that's true.

That's great.

And, I mean, really, you can see how...

Cryptids get created, like my dad created a cryptid when we were kids.

He called it the Guyanther.

He said it had the head of a mountain lion on one end and the head of, I think, a lion on the other.

And he said, watch out for the Guyanther because it was so mean because it couldn't take a shit.

because it just ate and ate and ate but because it had a head on each end it was it was so angry because it could never take a shit your dad didn't even know that he was literally creative yeah you know he was no he's an incredibly creative man but yeah it was a but yeah that was a story that he told us when when we were kids said you can see how cryptids get created everywhere yeah

Did you say Argentina?

That sounds more like a ghost or like a demon.

Yeah, because that is another thing, too.