Marcus Parks

Well, but the thing is that... The leprechaun has to agree to it.

Yeah, and dwarves exist.

It's not like people that are leprechaun-sized don't exist.

They do.

I do appreciate it as well.

Yeah.

You're trying.

Well, according to author Robin Bryans, Mountbatten was a central part of a pedophile network that allegedly kidnapped Irish boys from Kinkora Boys Home in Belfast for use in orgies at Mountbatten's castle throughout the 1970s.

These accounts were confirmed by survivors who, like the little girl at Stoke Mandeville, only learned that a famous British establishment figure had abused them after seeing...

Mountbatten on the news.

The difference here, though, is that the news story seen by Mountbatten's victims was the story reporting Mountbatten's fiery and deserving death.

This is actually really fun.

The Lord Mountbatten had been a target of the IRA for several years and had already survived at least one attempt on his life.

They put a grenade inside of the bottom of a little boy.

I mean, there is some suspicion that the IRA had full knowledge of Mountbatten's abuse at the boys' homes in Belfast.

Oh, yeah, they did.

Yeah.

It's said by some that the abuse was a big factor as to why they chose to assassinate Lord Mountbatten.

But the IRA actually had a lot of reasons to kill Mountbatten.

Yeah.