Episode 660: Jimmy Savile Part III - Built on a Lie

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Unknown 0:01
There's so many.
Henry Zebrowski 0:23
Different examples of British people trying to explain what happened to them as a child. It's just really getting past me, man. I'm just getting, I'm over it a bit. He's over it. It's just like people just going like, and then he came in and he gave a teeter-totter to my jumblers. Yeah.
Marcus Parks 0:40
And I'm like trying not to smile. Your problem is with the slang? Is it the slang's too cute?
Henry Zebrowski 0:45
He came in, he gave a little wibble wobble to my mangless. Yeah, man. I watched the TV show, the Netflix show, the Louis Theroux doc, another doc, an interview. And then I was going to put on something else. And I was like, you know what? No. It's extremely sad shit.
Unknown 1:04
I was like, do you think it's going to change?
Henry Zebrowski 1:07
No, no, no.
Unknown 1:07
And every time it's just been like, and that's when he gave my winky a bit of an institutional handshake. It's like, I'm just fucking sick of this shit, dude.
Henry Zebrowski 1:17
Would you rather it just be like, he handled my penis.
Unknown 1:20
That's what we want. It does sound a little better. I guess so, yeah. It helps. Then it's not all just like, me tiddlywinks. I'll get And a bit of a scritchity scratch.
Marcus Parks 1:31
Welcome to the last podcast on the left. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the linguistic police, Henry Zebrowski.
Henry Zebrowski 1:38
Just like, you know, it's just hard because I'm hardwired to find like the very nice UK accent and British accents to be silly. Yeah, silly and charming.
Marcus Parks 1:49
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Austin Powers did that to all of us. They did. Yeah. And, of course, we have the man who has seen enough, perhaps too much, Ted Larson.
Henry Zebrowski 1:57
Yes, yes. I don't want two lumps. I want none. No lumps. No lumps.
Unknown 2:05
Me mangle bits. I'll get me toddlers jumped.
Marcus Parks 2:11
And here we are at the conclusion, part three of Jimmy Savile, the second head on the Mount Rushmore of evil, is about to get its last little show. That's me.
Henry Zebrowski 2:25
That's me. And there's the little penis. Excellent. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ah, yes. Adidas stripes knocked out. The Mount Rushmore of evil should just be their asses. You know? No, just the taint. If there was one thing that they had the same of, Himmler and Jimmy Savile's butt. I bet you couldn't tell the difference between the two. If they were bent over, you would not be able to tell the difference. I have a small ass. You have a small ass. They have negative ass. Yeah, truly incredibly white. Incredibly white. Yes, indeed. Elmer's glue in the pants.
Marcus Parks 3:09
So when we last left Jimmy Savile, the year was 1973. And since Jimmy's age was starting to show, the music... All the leaves are brown.
Unknown 3:21
All the leaves are brown. Sorry, I was providing a soundtrack. You're five years too late on California Dream.
Marcus Parks 3:29
The music scene that had produced the Beatles and the Rolling Stones in the 1960s, that was no longer providing Jimmy Savile with a steady stream of vulnerable teenage girls to manipulate and abuse. So when Jimmy began reaching middle age, he fully embedded himself into various National Health Service facilities like Broadmoor Psychiatric Hospital and Stoke Mandeville Hospital for Spinal Injuries. It was, of course, under the guise of charity, but Savile's real purpose was the farming of these institutions for victims. But as far as the people of England were concerned, Jimmy Savile was the most charitable man in the country, a person who devoted his every spare moment to helping the less fortunate, even if he was sometimes a little grumpy about doing it.
Marcus Parks 4:14
The grumpiness, however, was just a part of his northern charm, and the people loved him for it.
Ted Larson 4:21
Yeah, he liked the spinal injury place. He was stoked when he got the job. Cute.
Henry Zebrowski 4:27
That's a cute joke about pressing yourself against somebody you can't move. And I think that's a really, that's nice. It's nice to see that you can still make poetry out of it. I'm just glad they were finally pulling the cord on this.
Marcus Parks 4:39
Yeah, wow. But they didn't, and that's the problem. Well, Savile also had the sympathy of the nation in 1973 because his mother, the Duchess, had just died. And Savile had milked his mother's death by very visibly sitting with her corpse in repose for five days straight.

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