Marcus Parks

No, he wants to be Camilla's tampon.

Yeah, that's it.

There's never been any indication that King Charles has any dark sexual secrets.

He's pretty damn normal.

Really, the weirdest thing is wanting to be Camilla's tampon.

That's what it is.

That being said, King Charles has certainly surrounded himself throughout his life with pedophiles and sexual monsters, whether it's his Uncle Louie, his brother Andrew, or his many pedophile friends.

Now, whether that's a Charles thing or it's just a feature of being in the social class of incredibly wealthy and powerful people, that's up for debate.

Could be one or the other.

You won't understand.

You wouldn't understand.

But the fact remains that Charles' social circle was indeed far more evil than the average person's social circle.

Besides Jimmy Savile, Prince Andrew, and Lord Mountbatten, Charles was also close with a pedophile who had the unfortunate and appropriate name of Peter Ball.

Yes, we had to change it from the proper Balls.

Big black cock.

ABC.

Well, Ball provably committed offenses of sexual abuse against at least 17 teenage boys and young men.

Ball provably committed offenses of sexual abuse against at least 17 teenage boys and young men.

Crimes for which Ball was convicted of in 2015.

It's very nice.