Marcus Parks

Because if a middling comedian can't even make a joke about Jimmy Savile, then a paper certainly can't report his crimes as truth.

Because Savile also had a team of lawyers who issued letters threatening lawsuits against...

any newspaper that might print a story that had even a hint of an accusation that might harm Jimmy's reputation.

And those letters certainly prevented more than one story from being published throughout the decades.

Yeah.

No, it's fucking horrible.

Now, another big question mark here is Prince Andrew, who, as we all know, was so well-connected to Jeffrey Epstein that the royal family excommunicated Andrew for the relationship.

But before there was Epstein, Prince Andrew's best pedophile friend was Jimmy Savile.

Yeah, he did.

Sure, sure.

Well, Prince Andrew actually participated in an episode of Jim'll Fix It, in which an eight-year-old boy asked to visit a warship.

Prince Andrew readily pitched in, and he hosted the child aboard the Mine Hunter HMS Cottesmoor.

So that's four known pedophiles, including Jimmy Savile, on Jim'll Fix It, as far as I know.

Interestingly, there aren't any stories that I could find of Jimmy Savile and Prince Andrew engaging in sexual crimes together.

But Jimmy Savile was absolutely one of Prince Andrew's most trusted advisors.

When Prince Andrew fucked up and said a bunch of really insensitive shit about the Lockerbie bombing.

Oh, yeah.

Jimmy Savile was the one who told him, here's how you fix it.

Here's how you make it better.

And by 1990, Savile's connections to the royals finally gained him a full knighthood.