Marina Hyde

What was my thing about removing tattoos?

That would make a lot of money.

If you've developed a thing to faultlessly remove tattoos.

I'd love to see you in the gallery on Uncifty and bring up the shepherd.

I would actually just like to watch that.

It's a brilliant question and I obsessed about it to the point where I had to stop myself obsessing about it.

Mary Bennet, the sort of least developed of all the Bennet sisters in Pride and Prejudice.

We've recommended this show before, but it's brilliant.

It's on iPlayer.

And they're actually saying, oh, there's lots of people that we can do.

They are actually saying, the producers of that, Bad Wolf, are saying, there's lots of other people that we can sort of draw out of the shadows of these books.

And obviously, famously, this has been done with lots of, you know, like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

There are so many Shakespearean ones you could do.

I was trying to think what other ones have I actually read that were really, obviously, the Wide Salgasso Sea, Jean Rees' novel about Mrs. Rochester, you know, like her sort of prequel to...

Jane Eyre, and the Flashman novels.

I mean, Flashman is, in Tom Brown's school days, the George McDonnell Fraser Flashman books, Flashman's the bully.

And you know that line that people say, oh, all villains are just victims whose stories haven't yet been told.

Flashman becomes the hero and he has these amazing swashbuckling adventures.

But thinking of ones that haven't been done, I did a top three.

I don't know why I'm now doing it.