Mark Fischbach

I think everyone will agree because all that stuff I said was really smart and very funny. But I'm going to lose with dignity and only make one dead dad joke, apparently. Dignity. Wade, your winner speech?

Okay, and with that, we're going to end it. Thank you, everybody. You can never see the tour. We're not going on tour again, ever, for the You're Welcome Tour. But I'm happy to announce that Distractible will not also be going on tour. Merch doesn't exist. It's not a real word. Don't say it anymore. We will find you if you do, and we will know if you did.

Okay, and with that, we're going to end it. Thank you, everybody. You can never see the tour. We're not going on tour again, ever, for the You're Welcome Tour. But I'm happy to announce that Distractible will not also be going on tour. Merch doesn't exist. It's not a real word. Don't say it anymore. We will find you if you do, and we will know if you did.

Okay, and with that, we're going to end it. Thank you, everybody. You can never see the tour. We're not going on tour again, ever, for the You're Welcome Tour. But I'm happy to announce that Distractible will not also be going on tour. Merch doesn't exist. It's not a real word. Don't say it anymore. We will find you if you do, and we will know if you did.

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