Who Want Million?
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What are the hosts talking about in this episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Meredith Mark ails in Amsterdam, assaults Ethan, explains CNC construction, then asks the big buck questions. Warmer Wade plows hard with his powerful tool and is frankly brilliant about his grapefruits. Building Bob fastens his feathery nest, sees Canadian scrappiness, Topsy's Tata and Sir Siri Swine. From Shakira's well-being to Matt Murdock. Yes! It's time for Who Want Million? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Have the hosts ever danced together?
Hello and welcome to Distractible! This is the podcast where we're all friends and we sing and dance together as chums and pals and good people that have known each other a while and hang out regularly and talk and share their feelings. That all sounded right, but somehow it felt wrong. All right. But I'm with you. Do we dance? Have we ever danced in the same? I mean, we've been at weddings, I guess, and stuff. So we probably danced near each other.
You're well, so well. I did not dance.
I did not dance in that. Why would you go to that point in the song? Like, why was that your well so well? That's the part where we all arm and arm and leg kick. You're dancing the whole time and the entire experience is a dance.
But that's the part where we're all together.
Oh, I see. All right. He's talking about the You're Welcome Tour, the thing that only a fraction of you ever saw and no one will ever experience again. Because even if we were to put on another show, we wouldn't remember what we did. Everyone who watches sees it every episode. Nope. That's just AI art that you've hung on the wall behind you, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, it's not even actually hung on the wall. My whole background is AI. I'm in a padded room with white walls. We're like off-white. It's like a gray cream.
Okay, good gray cream. Anyway, my name is Mark. This is Bob. That's Wade. We are here to bring you entertaining content week after week after week after week after week after week after week. And what thanks do we get? Thanks, bud. Oh, I meant for me. But yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I got this as thanks.
Wow, that's incredible.
Look, you guys can see me.
Careful, you're leaking your desktop.
Oh, well, no, it's just Shakira's Twitter. She had to cancel a show for the stomach flu a couple days ago, so I was checking it. All right. She's making sure she's okay. Making sure she's okay.
That's rational.
Apparently she performed a show a day after, so I guess she's all right. We got this award. Much people listen to our show and watch our show.
250 million streams, which is impressive. I'm pretty sure these are all watchers. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
We wouldn't get an award for those listeners.
What tools is Bob stocking up on?
No, the listeners, you know, I don't even know why they're still here after all the shit we give them. Thank you, listeners. But thank you, watchers, also. Anyway, what are you guys' lives up to? Well, my life's not doing much without me. I don't know. No, you know what I did do? Did I talk about that I got more tools lately? No, no, you didn't. It's not Ryobi days, but I got some more Ryobi in my life. Did I talk about my tool? Yeah, I talked about my workbench thing. Oh, yeah, you did. Okay. No, but I'm stocking it up. I got some other stuff. I got some bins to store my fasteners, which is what cool guys call screws. It's fasteners. I have fasteners. A variety of fasteners. Not just Phillips head ones, either. Robertson fasteners.
Roberts? Robertson? They're Canadian, and they are squares. You put a square into a square, and it fastens. Oh, so you didn't get the Robertson B. You got the Robertson A. I also have Torx fasteners. I don't know what I'm going to... You know what I am? I do know what I'm going to use it for. I'm going to build cabinets. You guys excited to hear my adventures in the building? Is any of this landing? The more I say, the more boring it sounds. Yeah, I know. I'm all for it. I was just talking about CNC just before we started recording. I know, but that's cool. I have a, I have a jigsaw. No, that's cool. That's very cool. Like the tricycle and the little cheeks. Sure. And a Brad nailer. Ah, little 18 gauge.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the hosts talking about in this episode?
0:00–0:46
2
Have the hosts ever danced together?
0:46–3:15
3
What tools is Bob stocking up on?
3:15–10:27
4
Why did Mark and Ethan cancel a show in Amsterdam?
10:27–20:18
5
What unusual event happened at the Canada-USA hockey game?
20:18–29:24
6
What is CNC and why is it significant?
29:24–41:58
7
How does 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' integrate into this podcast?
41:58–1:06:16