Wade Barnes

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode.

Weaving Wade goes Mickey, advocates xenomorphs, then challenges the chaps to raucous relays.

Morgan Marks smells Wade.

hits the red rug, fears Glambot, gets the judicial call, ejaculates and F-bombs, beat down Bob, jerks off sea nanners, finds fabulous farts, fibs about his globes, stops orgasms and masturbates.

From psychopsovision to break room potentates,

Yes!

It's time for How to ABCs.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Well, you can right now.

Do you have to win three coin flips in a row for it to be fair?

Yeah.

And you can only do that once.

What a one in eight chance, three coin flips, one in eight.

What if you lose all three coin flips in a row?

Does anything bad happen?

So, like, if Mark gives you a point, I'm like, that should be my point.

And I say it's unfair.

You would get two points.

Or, you know, if Mark says I lose a point, I'm like, no, I don't lose a point.

That's unfair.